| Random Thoughts |
| I think a good idea for a novel would be some guys that are looking for a whale, but they can't find a whale. and they look but they cant find the whale. and it leaves it up to you, the reader, if they find the whale or not, then on the last page it'll have a spot that you lick and it taste like kool-aid |
| The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw |
| Why do they call them buildings, when they've already been built? |
| Sometimes, when I'm really mad at someone, I carve a pumpkin and stick a knife in it's head, then I go over to that persons house and ring the door bell and run away with the pumpkin with the knife stabbed in its head on there front porch with a sign that says you on it, and I feel better. |
| Join the army, travel the world, meet intresting people and shoot them |
| I used to like to stick my head out the window when we were driving in the car, until one day my head accidently knocked off the head of a dog. |
| Note: Some of these are my actual thought, some are just really funny quotes |
| Sometimes I think I'm better off dead, no, wait, not me, you |
| Has anyone, besides me, ever noticed that we park on driveways and drive on parkways? |
| A wise man can pick up a piece of sand and picture a universe. A stupid man just rolls around in some seaweed and says "Hey, I'm Vine Man" |
| I belive in making the world a safer place for our children, but not for our childrens children, because I don't think kids should be having sex |
| If I was a terd I would jump out and scare people |
| What happens if your disecting a frog, and you accidently cut open yourself? |
| Whats with the little things at the end of your shoelaces? |
| More Random thoughts to come! |
| Grade-Nuts, you open them up, no Grapes, no Nuts, Thats wrong |