Smurfs Have Invested My Home!

I thought these little troublemakers were gone for good. Since the 1980's I have seen them very rarely but once again they have invaded my home. I knew I should have swept those crackers up and did something about those soda cans. Now I pay the price! The price of Smurf investation!

These little guys are worse than cockroaches and they seem to have multiplied by the millions since the medieval age that they were once displayed as living in on television.Smufette must be the most productive female of any species on Earth. Unlike cockroaches they are quite smart,they can talk and it does not hurt their cause that they are three apples high! I disovered them as I walked into the kitchen late one night and they scurried like roaches. I tried to grab a couple but they were quite elusive. I remembered that Gargamel used to chase these little guys so he could turn them into gold or eat them.I don't have time for that nonsense so I just want to kill them and get on with my life.I made this clear to them and Hefty shook his fist at me before retreating.

I waited for the next night so I could catch them by surprise. I flipped on the light and tried to stomp some of them immediately but to no avail they were way too quick for me and Papa Smurf was pointing to a safety point and those little buggers follow him without question.

So I waited the next night and I had some mouse traps set, as I turned the light on they once again scurried but they were smart enough to avoid the traps. I also discovered that they had eaten my Doritos and drunken my Sunkist Orange Soda. At this point there could be no more Mr.Nice guy. From the mousehole they were basing their operations from they sent the "angry smurfs" after me. You know, the ones that have plus signs for teeth,bite each other on the tail and go around saying "Genap! Genap!", then turn purple. Truly an odd phenomenon. The angry smurf episode was my favorite and here I was was being attacked by the purple varmints! What Irony! From my pocket I pulled a can of Raid!Yes! The bug-spray! I sprayed it on the smurfs and they quickly fell to their deaths.

Angry Smurf

The other Smurfs in the mousehole saw me approaching and they knew I was planning to spray the Raid in there so they made a run for it! But to no avail, as they attempted escape they met my Raid-can spray, and fell to the floor as they convulsed until finally, they laid still. I was finally releived of the little pests but sweeping them up and discarding of them took longer than I wanted it to.Only one Smurf escaped my wrath, Smurfette!If only I could get her it would mean the end for all smurfs!

Yes, raid kills and ants and cockraoches, but when a Smurf investation hits remember

RAID KILLS SMURFS DEAD!!!!

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