House of Fashion Part Three:Mayor McCheese!
Thats right. It's time for another fashion report and also I've been thinking an article about Mayor McCheese has been long overdue. I know what you're thinking, how can I do a fashion report on Mayor McCheese since he always wears the same thing? Well, thats the beauty of it, the good mayor dosen't have to wear anything else. He got it right the first time! This just confirms what we all already knew. Mayor McCheese is the ultimate pimp daddy! Lets take a look!
Top Hat that is too small for his head
Mayor McCheese has a large cheesburger for a head. Most people with such an overwhelming head would just leave it alone, but not McCheese, he still makes a point to wear a top hat even though it way too small for his head! Now that is class!
Sash
How many people do you know who can wear a sash and still rock as hard as Mayor McCheese? Yes, I, too, am drawing a blank. He is one of the few who can pull off wearing one! Rock on, McCheese!
Monocle
Like me, the mayor is vision impaired but does he get contacts or just a regular pair of glasses? No, such things are beaneath him, he wears a monocle!
Pin-striped purple pants
I attempted to create a Mayor McCheese costume for this Halloween but I was not able. One of the most difficult things about was finding pin-striped purple pants. Once again, the Mayor has one-upped me!
Violet suit jacket
I actually saw one of these on sale once. I almost bought it when I thought about how cool the mayor looked but then I realized only HE can pull off his look.
Vest
My other two subjects on fashion (Iron Maiden's Bruce Dicksinson and Marvel comics Wolverine) have nothing on this guy. Like me, they should both bow before him proclaiming "We're not worthy!We're not worthy!" Waynes World style.
Cue ZZ TOP!
"They come a running just as fast as they can!
Cuase every girls crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man!"
