Pez,it's more than candy and dispensers.Its a way of life!

Ah Pez.Pez has been around ever since I can remember.I have a Pez collection of nearly 200 dispensers and counting.My Pez collecting came from me being depressed about a girl when I was in high school,becuase back when I was in high school I was a chump that got depressed about girls.Anyway one day while I was depressed about this girl I saw some Pez for sale and just the sight of it made me smile.I purchased the first dispenser of my collection and that is why I call myself PezHeadEdd.

I've had many pezzy adventures throughout the years one day I went to this candy store in the mall and I was looking throught the Pez dispensers they had.Anyway I decided I did not want one of the ones they had but I accidentally left the store not realizing I still had some of the dispensers with me.The woman at the candy store came running out demanding her Pez back.I gave it to her but man after that boy was I confused and embarrassed so I walked around the mall trying to get that "embarrassed" feeling out of me.Then when I walked back by the candy store I heard the words "There he is!" and I was accosted by two mall rent-a-cops!I wound up being fined $200 dollars for this incident and seriously considered quitting the Pez collecting.....but the power of the Pez persevered.

Not long after that I made friends with a couple of girls who soon afterwards became employed there and I got all the free Pez I wanted.That said candy store is no longer there.Now thats sweet justice.

Anyway once you're addicted to the Pez there is no turning back!Some become so enthralled by the Pez that they HAVE to do things like paste Pez dispensers all over their car or make a huge Pez dispensers out of Lego as you can see in the two pics below.

Ah Pez girls,You gotta love'em.They so sexy and with all that Pez theres no way they can't be sweet.Pez should do more with these girls.Come out with a swimsuit calendar or something.I would buy it.They could actually use super models like Heidi Klum....hmm...somehow I don't his happenning, oh well.Maybe I could date a Pez girl.That would be divine.

I wish there was more I could say about Pez but theres really not.However it has long been a positive prominent part of my life and I had to write about it and I'll probably write about it again.Until then May The Pez Be With You!

P.S.Beware The Dark Side of Pez!

-PezHeadEdd