Yoda will turn blue in Star Wars Episode 3!"Chewycharmy" explains!

The force.net has stricter polices on threads than most web sites.Had this thread not been been so confusing at first nothing would have happenned and it would have been closed.Chewcharmy posted THIS shortly before Epiosde 2 opened:

"ive seen the movie, and the green life saber is really yodas from the begining, it all makes sense green and green. In the third installment yodas life saber is now blue? That raises the question could yoda turn blue? THen if we think ahead to the empire strikes back, he is green again with a stick. what do you guys think please reply"

No you did not read that wrong.That is what it said,complete with misspellings.It is confusing,badly written and just downright dosen't make sense.The responses that followed were as such.

"I do not understand a single word of what you just wrote. Could you try to clarify this?"

"Translation: "Does Yoda's saber determine his skin color? Is Yoda a chameleon? Am I an idiot?"

"All I want to know is how blue got into the picture. "Yoda is green. His lightsaber is green. The sky is blue. Therefore, Yoda is blue."

Now this is all good material.As you can see some are confused and want to know what chewycharmy is talking about and others just think he's an idiot.Ah,believe it or not it gets better!Now watch as chewycharmy comes back and tries to explain what he is talking about.

"You guys are morons, Its a light saber, i was being sarcastic, if you saw the hidden meaning in my reply you might have picked up on what i said. Think about it LIGHT! ring a bell, its the opposite of dark. ThE DARK SIDE. yoda will turn blue i assure you, my question is, how did he turn green again?? Charmy"

Lets look at more responses after that.

"WTF! "

"My head hurts..."

"Thanks. I needed a good laugh. How do you know this? Did you travel ahead in time and read the Episode 3 script that George Lucas is still working on?"

OK the message board posters are heavily confused and also amused,but what was most amusing was that everytime chewycharmy came back his explanations were more inane and confusing!Lets look at chewycharmy's further explanations.

"you guys have to think rationally here. JUst think about it for a second. The mystety is, how did yoda end up green again with a stick in the swamp. We all know he fights in the end of 2, where does the blue come in?? End of 2 or in the begining of 3. Mutants have been know to change color, maybe he changed to disguise himself, from an unknown force, no pun intended. Chewycharmy"

"Its amazing that you guys do not take me seriously, im really getting pissed. Chedder you have made some great comments, and i thank you for sticking by my opinion. The stick is just a stick yoda landed on when he fell into the swamp. It broke the little guys' fall. That stick saved yodas life, thats why he keeps it by his side. It is his life saver- no pun intended. Who ever fought yoda was inraged since the saber blended in with yoda. The enemy in turn turned yoda into a different color for a fair fight.!! This is a serious post, please dont knock my input. Charmy"

"more info..... Yodas secret will be unlocked i know this. Yoda was revealed in the swamp, in the Empire strikes back. I heard he was sent there after the fight. After he found his stick, he began living there with little food, and little to drink. People wonder how he survived in the swamp. Its simple. Yoda has a little body, he doesnt need to eat alot of food to stay alive, an occasional berry and a leaf might be all the little guy needs. Furthermore the force helps him stay alive as well. As we all know yoda cant love, he has no heart. Hes a mutant, HE tended to skywalker because he was the only one that fell into the swamp. He was lonley and needed somehting to do. Yoda meeting skywalker was all a conisadence. Trust me it was. It makes perfect sense. I am done explaing for a while. My duty toward the explanation of yoda is done. Guys say all you want, the truth is out there, it will be revealed in a couple days. charmy"

After that chewycharmy was banned but his thread lived on,and people began calling chewycharmy a prophet and attempting to write posts as inane and as confusing and the thread grew in popularity and the people who posted in it began calling themselves "The Blue Yoda Society".Some people were enjoying posting inane messages to the post while others were so annoyed they sent computer virus's to the people who perpetuated the post.So the post was closed and continued in other places in the forum but nothing is the same as that first day when chewycharmy first posted.THAT was truly amusing.Check out theforce.net message boards to see "The Blue Yoda Society" is currently up to.