Birthdays et al...
Today is my big brother's birthday (the one who's the pain in the arse)..i cant believe he's 38! Gosh!! Thats seems so old. No matter how hard i try, i cannot conceptualize the fact that he's almost 40. To me he's just that fatty fatty bom bom pest of a big brother that worries the shit outta me..but i love him with all my heart.
Phil if u're reading this, happy birthday - but dont u think its about time u made me an aunty? 38 is kinda old to be still single and childless u know!!! If there are any eligible females reading this, please contact me because i have a male for sale!!!
I was so hoping that i'd continue that nice dream i had 2 nights ago...no such luck. Instead of awesome tongues, i ended up dreaming about chicken breasts! (yeah well the fact that i had chicken breast for dinner may have had something to do with it).
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