Why is it that when shit happens, it happens by the bucketful? Why doesnt shit happen in little manageable turds? I mean there's only so much shit a person can take! Drowning in shit isn't a very pleasurable experience. Have you ever tried swimming in shit?
In case it isnt obvious, i feel like shit!!!
Pimples and other issues:
How come that the pimples you get during your period are the most painful MFs ever? (for the uninitiated, MF means muthafucka). There's this incredibly huge zit on my temple and it hurts so much even when i blink!
Asthma sucks. Why did i have to be born with asthma? I had an athma attack early this morning and it felt like i was about to die. Imagine someone as big as the Rock sitting on your chest...thats how it feels like when u can't breathe. Of course my inhaler was in the truck so i had to go outside in the freezing cold to go get it..and that made it worse! Luckily i survived that attack.
Last night i did something bad. I woke up at 2am and went to make fufu. I can't believe i actually ate fufu at 2am in the morning. WTF (what the fuck) is wrong with me? I need to be exorcised.
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