Ex-Demons
Author: Kantayra
"I do not understand."
"Big surprise there," Spike grumbled, draining his bottle.
Cold, emotionless blue eyes studied him.
"Er...no offence." Generally not wise to piss off indestructible demons.
"Why do you tolerate the humans?" Illyria inquired curiously. "You could easily rule them."
He winced. Too drunk for this. "Tried it; got my arse kicked. Repeatedly. Easiest to just fit in."
"Admit defeat?"
"Yup."
"And how did you...fit in?" Blank interest.
"Ask someone else." He shifted uncomfortably. "I practically wrote the trainin' manual on how not to fit in."
"I asked you."
"That, you did," he sighed. And began...