Some Real D E F I N I T I O N S

ATOM BOMB
An invention to end all inventions.

BOSS
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

CIGARETTE
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.

CLASSIC
A book which people praise, but do not read.

COMMITTEE
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

CPMPROMISE
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

CONFERENCE ROOM
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

CONFERENCE
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

CRIMINAL
A guy no different from the rest -- except that he got caught.

DICTIONARY
A place where success comes before work.