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"One of the many side-effects of the Avian Flu!" - Lorel
"...and that was the day Grandpa decided to find a new hiding spot for the moonshine." - Kymscrazy
Want to get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait! - Calee
This isn�t exactly what I had in mind when you told me that a talented woman would be blowing my tail feathers off. - DreamTraveler
I�ve heard of blowing smoke up someone�s @$$, but this is ridiculous! - DreamTraveler
You�d cluck too, if you had some old lady blowing your tail feathers off too. - DreamTraveler
What�s the chicken screaming? �Oh the shame of it all�! - DreamTraveler
"Cackleophany in C-Minor" - Castalia
"If you think this is squicky, wait 'til you see what she does with the turkey baster." - Castalia
She used to be accompanied on the nose flute, but that just looked too weird. - axman
After too many hits, you can't even tell a joint from a chicken. - axman
Giles had told Buffy that the only way to kill the chicken-tongued demon was to cut it off with a violin bow. - axman
You think this is strange now, but we haven't told you that it's a GAP add yet. - axman
Cabaret entertainment at the AARP (Abnormal Applications of Rubber Poultry) annual banquet. - Mania
Old people blow. - Mania
My god, would you look at that ugly HAT! - Mania
A split second later, she 'accidentally' revealed the chicken's nipple shield. - Mania
Cock-a-doodle-doo! - Kat
Never knew a cock could be so musical - Kat
One of Dr Ruth's sex tips - Kat
Blow it baby... - Kat
All you can hear in the background is "Oh yeah..." - Kat
"Baby that's not what I meant when I said I wanted a blow job." - Kat
Dan learned to be more specific when he made sexual requests. - Kat
"Bowk...bowk..bowk......bbbbbbbbbbbboooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk (chicken sounds) - Kat
Now you know why interspecies mating is looked down upon. - Kat
NO, Granny! they said Chicken *pl*ucking contest! - Eeyoraus
But it does seem that the chickens enjoy this bizarre hillbilly tradition. - Eeyoraus
The childhood trauma that caused Pamela Anderson to grow up and join PETA. - Eeyoraus
1001 Things To Do With a Rubber Chicken. illustration 798. ( You should see the last 202 ideas) (I'm pictured on page 934, BTW) - Eeyoraus
Rubber Chicken Abuse - Scourge of Modern Society - Cathbad
Marge really knew how to play a tune on that organ. - Kat
Blow baby blow! - Kat
Men always left her concerts with a smile on their faces. - Kat
TMI! - Shoshana
Agnes competes during the talent segment of the Miss Green Oak Nursing Home competition. - Ladybug
Agnes decided to bring an all-new meaning to the phrase "Go blow it out yer ass." - Ladybug
From the expression on the chicken's face, one could only surmise that Agnes was a professional. - Ladybug
The retirement village for ex-porn stars puts on a talent show. - Ladybug
Thank you to Lorel, Kymscrazy, Calee, DreamTraveler, Castalia, axman, Mania, Kat, Eeyoraus, Cathbad, Shoshana, and Ladybug. You people have dirty minds.
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