September Captions

"Ok, Bozo, no funny business." - Kat

"Sorry only one clown per squad car." - Kat

Tonight on Fox.... COPS at the Circus - Kat

"But Officer, I really do have a good explanation for this..." - Kat

"HQ, this 55 David, I'm bringing in a clown for assault with a deadly flower." - Kat

"Aw man, I'm gonna get fired if I miss another party." - Kat

"I'm sorry sir, but we had to pull you over for having too many people in the car." - Kat

"What's that you have hidden in your pant leg?" - Kat

"Come on Officer, I was running late for the Grand Opening of Bozo's Bakery. Let me off, and I'll get you some doughnuts." - Kat

"Alright Bozo tell me your name." "It's Bozo." "Quit clowning around and tell me your name." - Kat

"HQ, I'm going to need some back up. We pulled over some clowns who thought they could drive with 20 in a compact car." - Kat

Ronald McDonald gets pulled over for being drunk and disorderly. - Kat

"Aw damn, my kids'll never forgive me for arresting Ronald McDonald." - Kat

"It was the Hamburglar, not me. I'm innocent." - Kat

George regrets the decision to go 'commando' under the clown costume. - Kat

Floppy shoes - Great for stashing loot but terrible for the getaway. - axman

It was later found that the sketch artist was doing paint-by-numbers sets when he should have been working. - axman

"Chief, we're bringing in a suspect for line-up. Could you see if Tammy Fay is available?" - axman

"Dispatch, it looks like Ronald McDonald gave away one too many 'Happy Meals'. - Lorel

"Hell with you Dispatch! Send someone else to do a body cavity search!" - Lorel

"Does our suspect have green or orange hair? Over." - Cathbad

Binky was captured trying to run away from the circus to begin a normal life. - Cathbad

"The only balloons I pull out of your ass had better be animals filled with air!" - Cathbad

"I heard gay porn was kinky, but a traffic stop fantasy *and* a clown?" - Cathbad

"Dispatch! I need backup! There are twenty-five more suspects in that Beetle!" - Cathbad

"Hold it right there, Fashion Police!" - Maigrey

"Yeah, I need backup, he was miming without a license again." - Maigrey

"Officer please, not out here in public!" - Maigrey

"He tried to make off with all the Krispy Kreme's" - Maigrey

"You just have something against persons of rainbow-coloured hair." - Maigrey

"He has a whole arsenal in those baggy pants." - Maigrey

"I don't care, you're going to listen to me sing." - Maigrey

"Is that a water pistol in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" - Maigrey

"Step away from the balloon animals." - Maigrey

"Really! I am Ronald McDonald!" - Maigrey

You ain't gonna check the trunk, are ya? - Yvenna

Now, owfficer, ya think I knew that bottle wasn't full? - Yvenna

But...but...but...It's Jack Daniel's! - Yvenna

You ain't afraid to touch this outift, are ya? Oh...you're not. Crap. - Yvenna

Bad cop! No donut! (So I got it off a tshirt. It's funny!) - Yvenna

No balloon animals for you, mister! - Yvenna

My dang cat took over the steering wheel. Yes she did! - Yvenna

No I wasn't. Nuh-uh. Nope. Not me. You must be mistaken. That's not possible. Can't be. Not true. That's a lie. You gotta be kiddin. That ain't fair. So false. Unreal. You're imaging things. Liar. Not my bad. You can't be right. It's his fault! - Yvenna

Hey, that mutt was supposed get help! My car broke down, how could I drink and drive? Ooh, good burger! - Yvenna

Officer Thompson knew that he would catch it back at the department if he giggled while calling for back-up. - Ladybug

"But if you take me to jail, my children will be left without a father...I've got awfully big shoes to fill." - Ladybug

In the end, Bubbles was let off the hook. At his trial he pleaded insanity. - Ladybug

Thank you to everyone who participated. I know the picture this month was kind of a toughie, but y'all came through for me. Special thanks to those of you who usually give me single entries but came up with multiple entries this month. And Cathbad, you are a seriously disturbed man... that's why I love you.