August Captions

You remember the flying rat from last month? Well ... - Cathbad

"Here....fishy, fishy, fishy...." - Maigrey

"Okay who took my boat? HELLO!!!!! [echo...]" - Maigrey

"Dorothy said to follow the yellow brick road...is this what she meant?" - Maigrey

My sister SAID that the TidyBowl man lives in here, but I can't see him anywhere! - AmAzOn

Junior got confused when Mom said he could "lick the bowl." - AmAzOn

Come back! Come back little fishie ...ok wait a minute I'll come with you! - Stripe

"I don't see Mr Hanky here anywhere." - Kat

"This is how we go to the bathroom on my planet." - Kat

"Ouch my head is stuck." - Kat

Axman: "Kel, you better not leave me stuck here. I'm gonna tell Mom on you." - Kat

New from Mattel: Mr Toilet Head. - Kat

Bobbing for feces: A new party game!!!! - Kat

"Hmmmm I wonder what will happen if I pull down on the metal bar." - Kat

If it's good enough for Rover, it's good enough for me! - CJ

"Fluffy, where did you go???????????????" - Lil

"Goodbye, cruel world!" - Eeyoraus

"I know I left my little sister here somewhere." - Eeyoraus

Kid:"Goodbye,Mr. Goldie!Have fun in Fishieland!" (Turns on shower)
Mom:"Mr. Goldie isn't gonna come out of the shower."
Kid:"But Daddy said he would!" - Yvenna

Poster Child for Underage Drinking - ForgetMeNot

Beats me what the dog sees in this - Nydiva

It's been one of THOSE weeks! - Nydiva

Anybody home? - Intrigue

Would you believe I was 6 foot 6 when I came in here? - Letheia

Ok, somebody push the handle - time for the hair dye to get rinsed out. - Letheia

I wonder if this is *really* how they got some of those neat hairstyles! - Letheia

Kid thinks: Won't mom be surprised when she finds out that I'm helping to clean the toilet! - Shou Lao

Little boy looks in bowl and says, "See Russ, I told you that's why mom said not to bathe in the toilet bowl!" - Shou Lao

axman: "Lucky was right, this stuff's good!" - Antares

"Hey, where'd it go? I don't see any money down here." - Antares

Yummmm, brown and serve sausages - Bluetopaz

Thank you to everyone who participated. This month definitely brought out the "toilet" humor. *G* But it was a blast to read your entries. I hope that you have as much fun with next month's caption contest.

A special thank you to Kat, for her many entries. Several made it into the final consideration, but even more than that, it's just nice to see that many captions come in.

And Yvenna, you are a very, very, very naughty young woman. I knew there was a reason I liked you.

Since Daemon helps me judge all the captions you send in, he can't really participate, but it doesn't stop him from giving me some very funny entries. I thought you might like to see them too.