July Captions

"Ok Frank, that's it. Let's book him. He won't give me my prize, and now he's made me mad." - Kat

The Burger King smiles as he watches his rival being led away by the cops. - Kat

"So that's what's in the special sauce." - Kat

"Sorry, but you'll have to come down to the station with us, you match the description of a fugitive." - Kat

Ronald McDonald is arrested by the fashion police. - Kat

"We've finally caught the clown." - Kat

Billions and billions are traumatized to see an icon like Ronald McDonald in police custody. - Kat

Another famous figure is brought down by corporate scandal. - Kat

After an extensive manhunt, they finally captured their suspect at the local burger joint. - Kat

Ronald McDonald is caught flying high after sampling some of the special sauce. - Kat

Ronald McDonald's beefy new security detail. - Kat

Security escorts the intruder away from Hamburger U. - Kat

"I really am Ronald McDonald." "Save it for the judge." - Kat

Confidential McDonalds file: The pictures the public will never see "Ronald arrested for flying without a license!" - Bluetopaz

"So who squealed, copper? It was that Grimace, wasn't it?" - axman

The community could finally rest easy now that the guy who had been hanging around the park telling children to put a smile on was in custody. - axman

The fashion police make another bust. - axman

"Yeah, we bust our hump trying to put scum like this away and Mayor McCheese will probably just grant him another pardon." - axman

Later he would be released - with some rather disturbing ideas for Happy Meal toys. - axman

Small town version of a Macy's Parade Balloon - Maigrey

But Andy... lookit his face, I tell ya it's him! The President! [Barney Fife] - Maigrey

Ronald kicks up his heels in anticipation of the fun to come... - Maigrey

Finally! They're coming to take me away hee hee haw haw... To Sal's Detox! - Maigrey

But I am innocent! - DreamTraveler

Hey the burgers weren't that bad! - DreamTraveler

I didn't know it was illegal to sell bovine rectums. I guess it must be something worse then. (beat) ewwww! - Yvenna

Finally! All those bad commercials paid off! - Yvenna

The balls spilled into the wrong place. (...the playground's ball pit, darnit!) - Yvenna

I guess "internet access with your fries" really was a little too much? - Yvenna

Spokesman for McDonalds: "We the marketing committee are now regretting the decision to make Ronald a redhead. We should've known better." - Castalia

Sneak Peek: Paparazzi catches Homeland Security Forces setting up the new Terrorist Recognition Training Range - Circe

Thank you to everyone who participated.