July Captions



Congratulations to CJ on the winning entry:





Maurice demonstrates the latest in the line of Acme equipment...the ratapult.

Legal disclaimer: Some assembly required. Cat and rat sold separately.

(There were many similar entries, but the legal disclaimer got me. *G*)





Other entries:
These entries are listed in the order that I recieved them to avoid any show of favoritism.



The Cuisin'art my husband got me for Christmas - Aquillea


Some couples weren't meant for seesaws. - axman


"The kitty decided it was time to try out her new 'Ratapult'" - Aeaea


Cat singing "What goes up must come down..." - Lil


Hey, this is even more fun than bouncing midgets! - Letheia


"Hmmmm, was that s'posed to be over easy or sunny side up?" - Letheia


"These NASA budget cuts are ridiculous!" - Bluetopaz


Dumbo the Flying Mouse found he really DIDN'T need a magic feather... - AmAzOn


"Made of cheese or not, this is no way to get to the moon!" - AmAzOn


Training for the diving competition of the Rodent Olympics... - AmAzOn


"No fraternity is worth this kind of hazing!" - AmAzOn


Caffeine makes George really jumpy... - AmAzOn


No No. That's the COW jumped over the MOON. NOT the Rat jumped over the spoon. Sheesh! - Manto


Coming up....one mouse, over easy. - Manto


He flies thru the air with the greatest of ease - Manto


And our next entry in the rat toss - "Sinatra" and "Maurice" - Manto


Have Spoon Will Travel - Kat


Playing With Your (One's) Food - Kat


Cat is thinking," I hope the dog doesn't want a turn." - Kat


This should be an Olympic Event-- the mouse launch. - Kat


The final exam for How To Always Land On Your feet 101 will be given by Professor Kitty,a leading expert in the field. - Eeyoraus


Maurice: Yeah dat's it, but next time just a bit higher. Almost got inta da files that time. [mutters "Da boss just had ta get one of these untrainables around"] - Maigrey


After many designs yielded less than acceptable results, the "kitty-pult" is born. - Paladin


I just knew Maurice was going to throw me to the Pet Goddess' cat for that prank! - Antares


'Come one come all to the Mouse Carnival! Ride the Spoon of Terror!' - Jackie


"Thanks, boss. All I's needs now is a red shirt..." - Castalia


Kitty: "Dredge in flour....fry in oil on medium heat...."

Mouse: "Wow, I can see the top of the stove from he....uh-oh......!" - Shiva


Hmmmm....the recipe didn't say anything about jumping mice. - Antares


"Buster the kitten sends an eek-mail with his new upgrade to NetScoop." - Mania


Maurice: "When I said I needed a catapult, this isn't what I had in mind!" - Shou Lao


Thank you to everyone who participated. I laughed a lot reading through the entries... I sincerely hope the rest of you enjoy them as much as I did. I hope that you have as much fun with next month's caption contest.




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