May Captions



Congratulations to Ladybug on the winning entry:





Much too late, the employement agency realized their horrible mistake in placing the former Father O'Malley.






Honorable Mention to Cathbad for his entry:

[in a Mickey Mouse voice] "Boo! I'm a Catholic Priest! Boo! I'm a Catholic Priest!"





Other entries:
These entries are listed in the order that I recieved them to avoid any show of favoritism.




Frustrated "Mickey" actor to star in local production of 'Dracula' - Cathbad


"Please Mickey no more inpressions" - Red Storm


Mickey's bad day! - Kat


What happened when BT took her children to Disney World. - Kat


Euro-Disney. A French Mickey Mouse. - Kat


Oooga boooga! - Kat


"Kid, I told ya to leave me alone." - Kat


The Deb U rats blow their undercover assignment at Disney. - Kat


"Eek, a giant rat. Mommy save me!" - Kat


What happens when Mickey Mouse is possessed. - Kat


"I'm fired... I'll show you fired..." - Kat


"Tag... you're it." - Kat


Vampire Mickey - Kat


Why Mickey Mouse should not take a self-defense course. - Kat


Warner Brothers infiltrates Disney by sending in Sylvester dressed as Mickey Mouse. - Kat


"There goes my Employee of the Month chances." - Kat


"Come on kid, get up. This is the happiest place on earth." - Kat


"I've fallen and I can't get up." - Kat


"This'll never make it into the commercial." - Kat


"Why couldn't this happen to Donald Duck?" - Kat


"Why me?" - Kat


"Abracadrabra... rise to your feet." - Kat


"It's the newest attraction at Disney." - Kat


"Naptime came early that day." - Kat


"No, no, no... you don't attack the children. You are supposed to make them smile, not cry." - Kat


The first sign of an approaching Apocalypse. - Kat


Disney's newest theme park--- Disney In Da Hood... - Kat


"Smile kid, smile!" - Kat


The executives realize that they have to fine tune their character training. - Kat


"Ok, now that you've seen the wrong way to deal with a child." - Kat


"Can anyone tell me what Davis is doing wrong in this picture?" - Kat


"This will be going on your permanent record." - Kat


One of the jealous employees snuck a cactus into Mickey's costume. - Kat


What happens when you pull Mickey's tale. - Kat


The aftermath of Mickey finding out about Minnie's affair with Goofy. - Kat


"I'll get you for this... if it's the last thing I ever do." - Kat


"Coming up next on FOX, Behind the Scenes at Mickey's House of Mouse." - axman


Next on Springer: When Disney characters go bad! - Innocent


"Hey, kid, I said NO AUTOGRAPHS!" - Innocent


Wild creatures can never be fully domesticated and may revert to their natural predator instincts unpredictably. - Innocent


Er...boo? - Yvenna


Poof! - Yvenna


Smell thy mortality! Ew, you stink. - Yvenna


Meet the real mouse. - Yvenna


TICKLE TIME! - Yvenna


Now the mother *really* hates the Big Cheese. - Yvenna


Later, the mouse: How was that, boss? - Yvenna


If I hear some one sing 'It's a small world after all' one more time! - Shou Lao


Be sure to smile and have fun or he will get you! - Shou Lao


When mascots attack. - Shou Lao


Looks like one of the animatronics escaped from thier displays again going on a rampage. - Shou Lao


Two words: Cheese Breath. - Shou Lao


Why you little! - Shou Lao


This is how they really picked who to drag to the mickey mouse show. - Shou Lao


"And when you wake up you will beg and whine until your parents buy every toy in our gift shops." - Shou Lao


Bertram tries out his new hypnotic powers with little success. - Shou Lao


Unfortunately, this little tyke didn't realize that this was a vampire mouse. - Shou Lao


Considering the price of admission for theme parks, I'd be terrified too. - Shou Lao


BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!!! - Shou Lao


And you thought Barbra Striesand was scary. - Shou Lao


HoD takes a kinder, gentler approach to getting his victims this year. - Shou Lao


Staring contest! HaHa! You lose! - Shou Lao


I'd react the same way if I was cornered by JarJar Binks. - Shou Lao


Nothing like being traumitized by some creepy person in an oversized mouse costume while on vacation. - Shou Lao


Whadaya MEAN I'm not mighty mouse!? - Shou Lao


Osama bin Laden's cover has been blown. Get'im! - Shou Lao


If that kid thought that was scary, wait until he goes on the self guided tour of Walt's secret cryogenic chamber! - Shou Lao


This was nothing compared to how the little kid reacted to being stuck in an elevator for 3 hours with Barney - Shou Lao


Another victim falls for the old "Pull my cartoon finger" gag. - Shou Lao


It appears to be an evolved form of magog, run! Quickly! - Shou Lao


In an attempt to improve thier image, umpires everywhere have switched to a new uniform. - Shou Lao


Uh oh, I smell like cheese! Aieeeee! - Shou Lao


Chaos ensues at the the grand opening of the Evil Dead theme park when innocent bystanders and special guests alike were over come by the parks innovative attraction: acctual live (unlive?) zombies. - Shou Lao


Cheeeese. Heck, Brains'll do! - Shou Lao


It's maurice to the rescue! - Shou Lao


Hoo boy, the rat pack is revolting. :P - Shou Lao


This is what happens when you don't tip. - Shou Lao


This is the result of when people take photographs inside the rides. - Shou Lao


"Junior is getting soft again," the Sov noted. "It's time for another visit to Boot Camp Disney." - Aquillea


Mickey discovers to his disappointment that real-boy Pinocchio really does have no strings. - Mania


Action on the set of Disney's new kung-fu film, "Crawling Rugrat, Trademark Rodent." - Mania


The Exorcist VI: Casting Out Barney. Mickey tries his hand at faith healing in this heartwarming family film. - Mania


In an effort by Warner Brothers to ruin Disney's popularity, they snuck the Tazmanian Devil into Disney World disguised as Mickey Mouse. - Kat


Donald Duck attempts to discredit Mickey Mouse to get the top billing. - Kat


New executives at Disney go for a new style... - Kat


What happens when Chris Berman goes into the Mickey suit for a day. - Kat


Thank you to everyone who participated, and thank you, Mania, for the suggestion of this photo. We had a tie going this month between Cathbad and Ladybug... probably due to their similar captions. The cats refused to break the tie because of the subject matter in the picture (something about mice not being worth the effort) so a coin toss decided the winner. Congratulations to you both, and great job to the rest of the participants.


Daemon's Entry

Now young Jedi it is time you feel the power of the Dark side of the force!




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