April Captions



Congratulations to Bluetopaz on the winning entry:





And, this low mileage beauty was only driven to church on Sundays by a little old lady in Missouri.





Other entries:
These entries are listed in the order that I recieved them to avoid any show of favoritism.




"And here we have Lieutenant Darvis to demonstrate the new Russian desert.... Hey! That was MY jeep, you *$&#@!" - Shiva


"See how well it fits underneath any tank, making it the perfect compact travelling car?" - Shiva


"As you can see, this military jeep was not protected with new Armor All Tank Deterrent." - Shiva


"Now if I can only get the Battlebots committee to accept my design..." - axman


In the middle of nowhere and you couldn't go around? - axman


"Because I couldn't find a jack strong enough." - axman


That's what you get for parking in the no parking zone. - Antares


What jeep? I don't remember seeing any jeep. - Antares


axman fails his parallel parking test. - Antares


"Pssst, It's really a cardboard cutout Mom, but don't spread it around" - Maigrey


"You should see me in battle!" - Maigrey


"We build'em stronger to last longer - Soldiers that is" [Government Slogan] - Maigrey


"The latest beach inflatable for the soldier who has everything" - Maigrey


"You should see the one I let get away!" - Maigrey


Why go around when you can over the top? - DreamTraveler


I told you to get out of my way! - DreamTraveler


LOL! April Fools! ;) - DreamTraveler


It's a shame you can't appreciate my little April fools prank now. - DreamTraveler


You shouldn't have pulled that April Fools prank on me! - DreamTraveler


Paybacks are a bitch! - DreamTraveler


I told ya I'd have the last word! - DreamTraveler


What happens in an Iraqi 'No Parking ' zone - Kat


The biggest vehicle has the right of way. - Kat


"I hope they don't take this out of my paycheck!" - Kat


"So that's what I hit!" - Kat


"Wow this road is really bumpy!" - Kat


'They aren't going to believe this in HQ." - Kat


"Hey, where's my jeep? I swear I left it parked here." - Kat


"What I've done in Iraq!" - Kat


"What happened to Peter Arnott's Jeep after his infamous interview on Iraqi TV." - Kat


"What happened to Geraldo's jeep." - Kat


How many jeeps would it take to equal 1 tank? - Kat


"You know, you really have to work on your parking skills." - Kat


Iraqi parking lot - Kat


"Guys, this isn't funny. Where did you hide my jeep?" - Kat


"Aw man, if HQ finds out I squashed another jeep, I'm gonna be on KP for the rest of my life." - Kat


"I told you that the tank couldn't make the jump." - Kat


Beach party-- Army Style! - Kat


"Hey Jones, go out and see what we hit." - Kat


"Guys, I just needed a tow, not a total." - Kat


"I thought that Jeeps could take more than that." - Kat


"I just tapped it." - Kat


"I don't want to see my insurance premiums after I report this." - Kat


"Let's exchange insurance information." - Kat


"Honey, I'm going to be late tonight. My Jeep just got runover by a tank." - Kat


"Officer, that tank just came out of nowhere, I never saw it coming." - Kat


"I shoulda gotten a Humvee." - Kat


"If you think this is something, you should see what it did to the Humvee!" - Kat


"Tired of seeing those wimpy little jeeps and SUV's on the highway? Tired of constantly being cut off in traffic? Then here's your answer! This is the vehicle for you! It's good for on, or off road travel. Just call BR549 for more details on this slightly used Abrams' Tank." - Circe


Thank you to everyone who participated.


Daemon's Entry

The US Military presents it's newest SUV at the Detroit Auto Show.




To the Current Caption Contest To the Caption Contest Archives




Hosted by www.Geocities.ws

1