April Captions

Can I do that one over please? - Manto

Who WAS that masked man? - Manto

That smell would rattle ANYONE. I dare you to do it better. - Manto

See what happens when you try things the easy way? - axman

Do you think this means I fail? - Beck

Can I try it again, I really need my license?! - Beck

I can do better, I know I can! - Beck

Did I pass? - Jackie

Hmmm, this might hurt my score. - Jackie

Front cover of the "Advertising for Dummies" book - Jackie

And what would the hard method be? - Jackie

Our cars come with your very own barf bag! - Kat

Come to Easy Method Driving School-- we'll teach you the right way to total your car. - Kat

Our competition (arrow pointing at the picture). Learn to drive the correct way at Dunkirk Driving Academy. - Kat

Kel's reaction after giving Axie his first (and last driving lesson). - Kat

"At least it wasn't Mom's car." - Kat

"I wonder if they have a money back guarantee." - Kat

Car totaled? Bring it down to Nick Orso/ Joe Bush Collision Service. - Kat

Remember the Geico ads with the squirrels? This is what happened to the car. - Kat

Easy Method Driving School-- Lesson 1-- Avoiding other vehicles or objects - Kat

Easy Method Driving School ( in very fine print) owned by Finkelstein and Partners - Kat

Instead of the new car smell ours come with... - Kat

"Let's play bumper cars." - Kat

"I didn't know a car could bend like that..." - Kat

"Ok, I'll have to take 10 points off for hitting that police car." - Kat

"I said take a right turn after that car, not into that car." - Kat

"Well, I had to make a few deductions, but congratulations, you earned your drivers license." - Kat

"Bent hood..." "Check" "Broken Axle..." "Check" "Dented fender..." "Check"-- Follow our 10 point checklist at Easy Method Driving School. - Kat

Learn to drive from the professionals--- Easy Method Driving School. - Kat

But I thought you said "Warp Speed"... - Maigrey

Miss, I've told you before, Slipstream is very tricky... You have to feel your way through the stream - not hit every obstacle! - Maigrey

Next time, try your OTHER Right!... - Maigrey

Ma'am, As a Driving Instructor, I just have to say "You Suck!" - Maigrey

Sadly, the accident was not covered by the insurance company, as there was no clause to provide for incapacitation of the driver resulting from the passenger's lunch of baked beans. - Ladybug

Looks like someone might have pulled out when they felt like it without taking the proper precautions. Perhaps it oughta be called the Rhythm Method Driving School? - Heraclid

I got another one!! - Beck

Do you have insurance?? - Beck

He just came out of nowhere, I swear! - Beck

I learned everything I know about driving from Richard Petty! - Intrigue

Driving Class 101: Did I pass? - Intrigue

The "Easy Method Driving School" recommends using brick walls instead of the brakes to stop a car. Saves wear and tear on your brakes (such a pesky little expense!). - Intrigue

The Deb U Council's experiment with bumper cars goes horribly wrong. - Shou Lao

I told you we should have asked for directions! - Shou Lao

It is not safe to sneeze and drive. - Shou Lao

Axman opens his new demolition derby course. - Shou Lao

Axman's escape plan comes to a crashing halt. - Shou Lao

Well let me see... I'll just tally up your score and, oh! It looks like you have passed your driving test. April Fool! - Shou Lao

Thank you to everyone who participated.