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Captain's Log, Stardate 4235.16. While marooned on this ice planet for 243 days, I have managed to uphold the prime directive of non-interference with native species. But I can't -- -- -- hold out -- -- -- much longer! Those ample hips, that silky skin, she taunts me from her ivory pedestal! Starfleet be damned! She will be mine! (Captain James T. Kirk) |
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"B4." "Miss." "C4" "You sank my ice table."
All eyes were on the walrus as he attempted a reverse somersault dive with a half-twist. - Heraclid
The sea lion decides to try out the ice table, making sure it was strong enough... in case more than just food was cooking in the kitchen. - Kat
"Ice Table! Dead Ahead!" - Kat
What the Titanic really ran into. - Kat
The sea lion waits for his dinner to be delivered. - Kat
Ice Mushroom - Kat
Magic Ice Mushrooms. - Kat
Where Smirnoff Ice really comes from... - Kat
The sea lion waits for the ship to bring up it's haul of fish before making it's move. - Kat
Come vacation in Iceland. Blue skies, fresh sea air...snowy white beaches. - Kat
Sea lion life guard on duty. - Kat
Arctic BayWatch. - Kat
"My seesaw's stuck." - axman
The Abominable Snowman's Dream... - Kat
Antarctic Beach Party... - Kat
"Sun, Fun and a seat at the Captain's Table"? This is the last time I take a cut-rate cruise!" - Bluetopaz
Hey! Hey Wait! You can't just leave me here! I promise... I won't get drunk again! Hey! Come BACK! I didn't mean to throw him overboard... - Maigrey
"I'm just sitting here watching the world go by..." - Maigrey
And the flood waters began to recede, Jake found signs of life. But did he really want to know what that thing was? - Maigrey
MOMMY! Come back!!!!!!!!!! - Maigrey
The Dominos Pizza delivery tanker - 30 fathoms or it's free. - Mania
Hey Mom! what do mean get off ...thats not the Titanic - Stripe
It was such a beautiful sunny day. Mabel the Walrus was sunning herself on her favorite ice bar, she'd had a great fish catch for lunch, and soon it would be mating season. She wondered if life could get any more perfect than this.
And then a harpoon ran her through.
Bummer. - Ladybug
"I bet this thing wouldn't break if you sat a seal on it!....I win." - mAeKi
"Welcome back to the Animal Olympics Diving event...here he goes" - Yvenna
"Off with the fleas!" - Yvenna
There were some really, really funny captions this month. Bugsy, you are a weird and strange woman... and Kat, you crack me up every month with at least two or three or seven of the gazillion you submit. It was also nice to see some real zingers come from names I don't see every month. I like the variety. And as always... thank you to everybody who participated. Your participation is what makes this fun.
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