Feeling caged? Cornered? And all because of her breath? That's why you need to carry the after-carcass breath mints.
I do not have PMS! - DreamTraveler
What do you mean "what's for dinner"?! - DreamTraveler
Are you listening to me?! - DreamTraveler
Nag, nag, nag....why do I ever come home? - Beck
Sorry honey but I had a headache, really! - Beck
Anyone got any asprin out there?? Hey, you, yeah you kid, got asprin?? - Beck
I thought I told you to pick up the cubs! Jeez the one day I have to get my hair done and you can't remember the cubs! - Beck
Umm..honey, don't get upset, but is it THAT time of the month again already? - Beck
Woah! All I asked was if you had a touch of PMS!! - Beck
Leo might be known as the King of the Beasts, but his wife is King of the Cage. - Kat
What happens when the King of the Beasts leaves the seat up! (Ok so my mind is still stuck on last month's contest) - Kat
Leo forgot his anniversary. - Kat
Leo forgot Valentine's Day, and his lioness let's him know he's in for it. - Kat
"What do you mean you forgot? I ask you to do one little thing, and you forget? I take care of your children, provide the food, and you can't do one little thing for me?" - Kat
Even lions get morning breath. - Kat
Do you like my teeth? I've been using Crest White Strips every morning. - Kat
"No dear, this is how you roar..." - Kat
Leo realized that he hesitated a second too long when she asked if she looked fat. - Kat
Who really wears the mane in the family! - Kat
"Is there a back door?" - Kat
"I really hate it when the mother in law visits." - Kat
"Help...someone please...help!" - Kat
That's the last time I ever go on a blind date. - Kat
Simba's mother reams him out for running away. - Kat
Hakuna matata dear. - Kat
"And another thing..." - Kat
"Yes dear, whatever you say dear." - Kat
She's always like this when the cubs leave home. - Kat
The true meaning of being catty. - Kat
Cat fight... cat fight - Kat
"Oh baby, you know I love it when you growl at me." - Kat
Leo makes a mental note to pick up some ear plugs. - Kat
"No dear, I wasn't looking at her." - Kat
Lioness: "And now I have to spend 105 days carrying your cubs while you do nothing around here...."
"What do you mean she's prettier than me? She's not even your species!" - Shiva
female: Were you out drinking again?!
Morning breath - Cathbad
female: Were you out again last night?!
"I said SIT and LISTEN" - Flipper
That whole "Lord of the Jungle" title was only applicable before the wedding. - axman
Even with Artemis' intervention, the amazons still harrassed the poor hunter. - axman
Yep, I can hear them talking about us next door. Keep up the roaring, they think we're having some wild sex. - axman
Lioness; "What part of NO don't you understand?" - Circe
Lion; "Alright aready, I didn't even get to first base with the Cheetah!" - Circe
Lioness; "Whadda ya mean you didn't get me anything for Valentines? I was looking forward to a nice Water Buffalo!" - Circe
"I'm tired of you laying around, eatin and sleeping, while I do all the work!" - Circe
"I DON'T CARE WHAT ALL THE OTHER LIONS ARE DOING! I'M SILL YOUR MOTHER YOUNG MAN, AND YOU'LL DO WHAT YOU'RE TOLD...OR ELSE!" - Circe
Thank you to everyone who participated.
Lion: "Yes dear...." - Shiva
(male staggers into wall)
male: I didn't know he was a wino when I ate him ... - Cathbad
male: No, I .. uh ..
female: What's her name?!
male: No, I didn't .. it's not like..
female: You can never get enough pussy, can you?! - Cathbad
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