Santa complies with strict new FAA security rules requiring strip-searches of foreign nationals flying into the U.S. on temporary work visas.
Comparitively speaking...
Santa: "Let's see, I've got my hat and boots, sleigh is loaded, why do I get the feeling I forgot something? - Shou Lao
After Santa had one eggnog too many, his elves decide to play a practical joke on him. - Shou Lao
Santa didn't know he had a twin from the bizarro world: Nudity Claus. - Shou Lao
"That's the last time I play strip poker with Mrs. Claus and the elves!" - Shou Lao
Are you sure you don't wanna see the rest of your present? - Beck
I'm layin on ya birthday present darlin' - Beck
Now what kind of treat have you left for Santa? - Beck
You should see what else is under your tree, baby! - Beck
1964 - That ill-fated Christmas when somebody suggested replacing fruit cake with cheesecake as the traditional gift. - axman
Chancellor Omar disguises himself as Santa to really find out if the Debs have been naughty or nice. - Antares
The dangers of rum-laced eggnog. - Cathbad
Elf Porn; Santa Does 'Em All - Cathbad
Sassy Snowbound Santa Sells Sleazy Sex
"He's Gonna Find Out Who's Naughty or Nice..." - Bluetopaz
Modern Maturity Magazine. Ladies, win your dream date with the jolly old elf himself. Must be 60 or over to enter, void where prohibited by law. - CJ
SANTA .......... THE OTHER WHITE MEAT ! - Stormie
"After budget cuts, a desperate Santa agreed to pose for the December edition of PlayGranny�, in exchange for an sizeable fee. (sources say to look for Mrs. Claus in next year's issue)." - Castalia
Nice.
Definitely. - Aquillea
(it's a better "tongue-twister" than what Santa had in mind) - Cathbad
Mrs. Claus' Christmas Present
The Christmas card you really don't want to receive.
Santa decided to heat things up at the North Pole.
Santa's other career.
What happens when the cleaners misplace Santa's suit.
Frostbite waiting to happen.
The Claus family Christmas card.
Extra, extra-- Special Santa Expose Inside
So that's how he slides down the chimney...
Santa Claus--Male Model
Mrs. Claus' Revenge
The Engineer Waiting to give Bt her present for being 'nice'.
"Hey little girl, want me to stuff your stocking?"
"Have you been naughty or nice this year?"
What happens when Santa retires.
Why the Elves went on strike.
The chief piece of evidence in the sexual harassment suit brought against Santa by some of the female elves.
Santa Tries to Use Some of the Cosmo Tips to Spice Up His Marriage
Global Warming Effects the North Pole
What Happens When Santa Loses A Bet With The Elves
Santa's New Incentive To Make the Elves Work Faster and Harder...
Recruitment Photo
Santa, the other 364 days a year
Santa Claus' evil Twin--- Naked Claus
Ho', Ho' Ho'....
What Too Much Time in Subzero Temperatures Does to the Brain.
Santa Claus had moved his workshop from the North Pole to a bit more tropical area
The aftermath of a strip poker game at the North Pole
Has anyone seen Frosty or Rudolph?
The mysterious source of the Yule Log is revealed. |
Uncle Elmer finally tries to get into the Christmas spirit. |
Wait til you see the shot of Father Time. |
...four calling girls, three French whores, two... |
At least he has no tan lines. |
At least he kept his boots on... |
Santa tries the inovative "scared straight" approach in lieu of coal this year. |
Things were never the same at the North Pole after Santa read Hugh Hefner's Christmas list. |
Hey... I thought he was supposed to have rosey cheeks... |
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