December Captions



Congratulations to Mania on the winning entry:





Santa complies with strict new FAA security rules requiring strip-searches of foreign nationals flying into the U.S. on temporary work visas.





Other entries:
These entries are listed in the order that I recieved them to avoid any show of favoritism.




Comparitively speaking...
Nice.
Definitely. - Aquillea


Santa: "Let's see, I've got my hat and boots, sleigh is loaded, why do I get the feeling I forgot something? - Shou Lao


After Santa had one eggnog too many, his elves decide to play a practical joke on him. - Shou Lao


Santa didn't know he had a twin from the bizarro world: Nudity Claus. - Shou Lao


"That's the last time I play strip poker with Mrs. Claus and the elves!" - Shou Lao


Are you sure you don't wanna see the rest of your present? - Beck


I'm layin on ya birthday present darlin' - Beck


Now what kind of treat have you left for Santa? - Beck


You should see what else is under your tree, baby! - Beck


1964 - That ill-fated Christmas when somebody suggested replacing fruit cake with cheesecake as the traditional gift. - axman


Chancellor Omar disguises himself as Santa to really find out if the Debs have been naughty or nice. - Antares


The dangers of rum-laced eggnog. - Cathbad


Elf Porn; Santa Does 'Em All - Cathbad


Sassy Snowbound Santa Sells Sleazy Sex
(it's a better "tongue-twister" than what Santa had in mind) - Cathbad


"He's Gonna Find Out Who's Naughty or Nice..." - Bluetopaz


Modern Maturity Magazine. Ladies, win your dream date with the jolly old elf himself. Must be 60 or over to enter, void where prohibited by law. - CJ


SANTA .......... THE OTHER WHITE MEAT ! - Stormie


"After budget cuts, a desperate Santa agreed to pose for the December edition of PlayGranny�, in exchange for an sizeable fee. (sources say to look for Mrs. Claus in next year's issue)." - Castalia



Honorable Mention to Kat her numerous, numerous entries. How numerous? She gave me 29 entries. The following were all submitted by Kat:


Mrs. Claus' Christmas Present

The Christmas card you really don't want to receive.

Santa decided to heat things up at the North Pole.

Santa's other career.

What happens when the cleaners misplace Santa's suit.

Frostbite waiting to happen.

The Claus family Christmas card.

Extra, extra-- Special Santa Expose Inside

So that's how he slides down the chimney...

Santa Claus--Male Model

Mrs. Claus' Revenge

The Engineer Waiting to give Bt her present for being 'nice'.

"Hey little girl, want me to stuff your stocking?"

"Have you been naughty or nice this year?"

What happens when Santa retires.

Why the Elves went on strike.

The chief piece of evidence in the sexual harassment suit brought against Santa by some of the female elves.

Santa Tries to Use Some of the Cosmo Tips to Spice Up His Marriage

Global Warming Effects the North Pole

What Happens When Santa Loses A Bet With The Elves

Santa's New Incentive To Make the Elves Work Faster and Harder...

Recruitment Photo

Santa, the other 364 days a year

Santa Claus' evil Twin--- Naked Claus

Ho', Ho' Ho'....

What Too Much Time in Subzero Temperatures Does to the Brain.

Santa Claus had moved his workshop from the North Pole to a bit more tropical area

The aftermath of a strip poker game at the North Pole

Has anyone seen Frosty or Rudolph?


Thank you to everyone who participated this month. Though I don't think anybody came close to Kat's obsession, Christmas is obviously a very popular theme. Cuz even my honey, who's not fond of Christmas at all, came up with quite a number of his own entries. It was nice to get mulitple entries from those of you who usually stick to the single submission. And it was tough to pick a winner with all of these entries. Believe it or not, I prefer it when it's tough to choose the winner. It was a great month. Thanks, guys.


Daemon's Entries

The mysterious source of the Yule Log is revealed.

Uncle Elmer finally tries to get into the Christmas spirit.

Wait til you see the shot of Father Time.

...four calling girls, three French whores, two...

At least he has no tan lines.

At least he kept his boots on...

Santa tries the inovative "scared straight" approach in lieu of coal this year.

Things were never the same at the North Pole after Santa read Hugh Hefner's Christmas list.

Hey... I thought he was supposed to have rosey cheeks...




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