November Captions




Congratulations to Mania on the winning entry:





Joe was disappointed to see this photo when he clicked on the "great big pussy" porno link.






Honorable Mention to axman for his entry:
Another Washington fat cat caught in an illicit affair.




Other entries:
These entries are listed in the order that I recieved them to avoid any show of favoritism.




"I can't believe I ate the whole thing!" - Kat


"I know I said I wanted a fur coat, but this is ridiculous!" - Kat


"My tongue ain't long enough to clean my body." - Kat


When genetic experiments go too far. - Kat


What you get when you cross a cat with a pillow. - Kat


"Help me, please!" - Kat


"Oh my god, what have you been feeding this cat?" - Kat


"I've fallen, and I can't get up." - Kat


Garfield realizes that maybe he actually should go on a diet. - Kat


I knew professional wrestling was always looking for new ideas to increase ratings, but this is just too far. - Kat


Check out our new human scale. Available in both male or female. - Kat


"And this is our cat, Tiny." - Kat


"If you can guess the weight of this cat, you will win our grand prize." - Kat


"I'm trying to roll over, but it's gonna take a while." - Kat


"What? You mean this isn't attractive?" - Kat


I'm just a big ball of fur. - Kat


The newest fad in throw rugs. - Kat


Introducing our overstuffed kitty pillow. - Kat


Attack cat on duty. - Kat


The reason why the Andersons have no furniture. - Kat


The new cat balloon. Looks lifelike! - Kat


Educational Film #314643: How to Hide Behind a Cat... - axman


She thought she had a chance at winning the caber toss until a) she fell on her butt and b) she realized that somebody had replaced her caber with a cat. - axman


The evil cat could feel its latest owner's heartbeat slowing as it was crushed under the great feline weight. Soon it would be time to feast again. - axman


Keleos thought that the move to Pennsylvania would be easier if she consolidated all her pets into just one. - axman


Kat overdoes the Halloween candy. - Antares


Um.... You�re supposed to stuff a turkey, not a cat for Thanksgiving. - Antares


Inflating the Garfield balloon for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade goes low tech this year. - Mania


Never feed your cat a watermelon. - Mania


"You really ought to get that growth removed." - Cathbad


The real reason Fatcat has no more friends.. - Beck


Thank you to Kat, Axman, Antares, Mania, Cathbad and Beck for participating.





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