"SWF (1) seeks HAM (2) for short term relationship. Must enjoy ripping out
innards, stuffing foreign material into body cavities, and severing bones
for superstitious rituals. No vegetarians please. #112201."
"It was then that Ginger realized they'd left Babs in the tanning bed for far too long......" (A "Chicken Run" joke) - Shiva
"Aphrodite immediately fired her personal chef after this appeared on her Thanksgiving Day table." - Shiva
"Uh, Mom? I'm not sure this is what they meant when they said to dress the turkey." - Shiva
Henny-Whinnie hoped she had enough Noxema to treat this sun burn. - axman
Tan lines. - Kat
Ok we have dark, dark meat, tanned white meat, and white meat. - Kat
Each year Butterball tries to come out with a new product hook. - Kat
Poor Bertha, I told her not to go to the beach this time of year. - Kat
And now the next contestant in the Butterball Swimsuit Competition... - Kat
The words breast meat take on a whole new meaning now... - Kat
The new Coppertone Turkey - Kat
Corporate mergers go too far--- this is what happens when Butterball merges
with Coppertone - Kat
Playboys Newest Babe: "Miss Novemember" - Red Storm
Archaeologist, Dr. Ima Prude, exhibits recently unearthed modesty cult object found at middle eastern dig. - Bluetopaz
Thomasina Turkey thought she'd be safe hiding out in Hawaii for thanksgiving but.... - CJ
A valley girl turkey - CJ
Thank you to everyone who participated. Wow. I've got to say I'm really impressed with the entries that came in this month. I was a bit worried cuz I thought this one might be a bit tougher, but y'all rose to the occasion. Shiva got her entries in early and set the tone... dressing the turkey... ~giggle~. You actually beat axman in timing, he almost always has the first entry. Bt, yours took me a couple of seconds to figure out, but when I did, I laughed my butt off. And Kat, your caption about breast meat taking on a new meaning was in the lead for quite a while. I got fewer entries this month, but the quality was through the roof. Great job, guys.
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