All this damned DNA sampling....everybody knows he's our Daddy!
The only thing that can be heard is the Star Wars theme being whistled.
The irony is, five minutes later Luke and Han were slogging through their own urine in the garbage chute while rescuing the princess. - Cathbad
"Do you need to use the Force to look *everywhere*? How about a little privacy?!" - Cathbad
The Empire institutes drug testing. - Cathbad
The outtakes on the DVDs are getting more and more pathetic. - Cathbad
Star Wars 2; Flash of the Bones - Cathbad
"C'mon, Lord Vader, even with the force you'll never make it from that far away... well, I'll be..." - axman
The opposite of the moisture farmers of Tatooine. - axman
Great, last rest stop for 200 light years and I can't do anything. - axman
"Velcro, it makes the best seam seal but it's hell on hair if you get it tangled." - Bluetopaz
*You* said these were *escape pods* , so how come when I pull the handle nothing happens but water rushing down that little hole? - Circe
Aaarrrgggg!!!! We have to use the bathroom! Whoever thought up this armor was stupid! - Circe
Hey, come look at this! The water swirls round and round! - Circe
"The Dark Force is exceptionally strong today.
"Hey who let you in here?" - Kat
"Sorry this is the little Imperial Storm Troopers' room. The little Heroes' room is down the hall." - Kat
"Why do they always seem to catch us with our pants down?" - Kat
"No Lord Vader, it's not what it looks like... Ok it is what it looks like." - Kat
"I really wish they'd redesign these outfits. It's such a pain when ya really gotta go." - Kat
"Sorry the Star Trek sound stage is the next building over." - Kat
"Hey keep your eyes on your own side!" - Kat
"What're you staring at?" - Kat
"Haven't you ever seen a person use a urinal before?" - Kat
"What's that in your hands? A present for me?" - Kat
"And then I told her..." - Kat
"Did you see the look on Johnson's face when Vader used his power on him?" - Kat
"I thought they'd never leave." - Kat
"Smile! You are on Imperial Camera!" - Kat
"What? We were just draining our blaster pistols! Tell the Emperor to hold on to his Banthas, we'll be right there!" - Shiva
"Oh, no! This isn't one of *those* rest stops, is it?" - Shiva
The pair of Stormtroopers were caught by surprise as they were just discussing how to redecorate the Empire's restrooms. - Shiva
Hey, wait a minute - you don't want to use these bathroom facilities.
You do not need to zip yourself up again.
Go pee out in the lobby.
and you thought that zipper looked stupid. - Joe Cthulhu
Man these suits are restrictive...... - Beck
Anyone else got a heat rash from these things... - Beck
If it's this difficult for us how on earth does Vader pee? - Beck
What the hell was Lucas thinking of designing these costumes? Don't people have to pee in a galaxy far, far, away??? - Beck
Thank you to everyone who participated.
No, we do not want to use these bathroom facilities. - Heraclid
We do not need to zip ourselves up again. - Heraclid
We will go pee out in the lobby. - Heraclid
Aren�t you a little short for a Storm Trooper?
That�s no moon, it�s a space station!
Rise, my friend.
What a piece of junk! -- She might not look like much but she�s
got it where it counts, kid. She�ll go point five past light speed.
Get in there ya big furry oaf! I don�t care what you smell!
Now there�s something you don�t see everyday.
Well, my little friend, you�ve got something jammed in here real good.
Great, kid! Don�t get cocky.
This little one�s not worth the effort.
The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.
What an incredible smell you�ve discovered.
There�s something alive in here. -- That�s your imagination.-- Something just moved past my leg!
I got a bad feeling about this.
Impressive, most impressive.
Don�t just stand there, try and brace it with something!
What are you looking at? I know what I�m doing.
There�s an awful lot of moisture in here.
You may fire when ready.
Look at the size of that thing!
Put that thing away or you�ll get us all killed!
Negative. Negative. It didn�t go in, just deflected off the surface.
Great shot, kid! That was one in a million.
And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.
I feel like -- Like what? -- Like we�re being watched.
Away put your weapon, I mean you no harm.
Help you I can, yes, hmmmm�
Stop that. -- Stop what? -- Stop that, my hands are dirty.
Save your strength. There�ll be another time.
Exciting is hardly the word I would use.
I promise I won�t hurt you. Now c�mere.
I have felt him, my master. -- Curious that I have not.
Hey, point that thing someplace else!
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Let�s see how well you use it, Lonestar.
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