January Captions



Congratulations to CJ on the winning entry:





Bullwinkle's retirement sent Rocky into a deep alcoholic depression.





Other entries:
These entries are listed in the order that I recieved them to avoid any show of favoritism.




Headlines in National NutQuirer: The REAL secret of Secret Squirrel. - CJ


I vant to suck your Bud...... - Channdrah


"2 out of 3 squirrells prefer Bud" - FaithAyn


Unable to reach the gas pedal, he was never worried about having to be designated driver. - axman


Local Squirrel takes the beer challange, to see if Budweirser really is the King of beer - Red Storm


"Hm...This one has a nicer bouquet, but the other one doesn't have that bitter aftertaste." - Emerald (Cleya)


Ever wondered why squirrels run out in front of your car? - Emerald


Rocky kicks back after along week with Bullwinkle. - Emerald


"Must... suck... the poison... out!" - Emerald


In his misspent youth, Chet would often ciphon the cans of other people's beer into his own. - Emerald


The latest innovation in wind instruments for small mammals. - Emerald


"I told that redneck he better throw those beers away!" - Yvenna


"When water just doesn't cut it, this is why you see all those 'Squirrel Bites' articles in the news." - Yvenna


Budweiser decides to start a new kind of taste test. - Kat


Forest Frat Parties - Kat


A 2 Kegger, Forest style - Kat


Axman tending bar at the Battlefield after an argument with Keleos - Kat


What animal researchers do when they are bored - Kat


Stupid Animal Tricks - Kat


Alcohol Abuse - Kat


Chipmunks, Don't Let Squirrels Drink and Drive - Kat


The party after the filming of a Geico commercial (The one where the squirrel runs into the road and makes the car crash and the squirrels pat paws--- in case ya aren't familiar with it) - Kat


It's now time for that forest land favorite... Name That Beer - Kat


The various breweries find a new untapped market for their product... - Kat


Less Filling, Tastes Great - Kat


I detect a hint of nut in this beer. - Kat


This is a beer, this is a squirrel on beer... Any Questions? - Kat


How to tell that you've drank too much - Kat


Just another Deb U Party - Kat


Do you have a designated driver? - Kat


How squirrels really got their bushy tales. - Kat


Happy Hour in the Forest - Kat


Come to the hottest new bar... Squirrely's, Just around the corner from the Chipmunk Cafe - Kat


FUZZAAAAP! - Mania


Do you need a drink before you can handle the dizzing height of a birdfeeder pole? If you answer yes, you might have a drinking problem. - Cathbad


A candid shot from "Animals Only" night at the Battlefield (organized and run by the RatPack, of course.) - Cathbad


4 out of 5 alcoholic furry animals choose "Budweiser". - Cathbad


P.E.T.A. demands boycott due to Anheiser Busch's ongoing Animal Testing Policies. - ForgetMeNot


Thank you to everyone who participated, and I mean that more this month than I ever have. Given the state of my health this month, it's been a pretty dreary month for me all the way around. This caption contest did more than give me some giggles... it really lifted my spirits. Thank you so very much to each and every one of you who participated... I appreciated it more than I can say.


Daemon's Entry

Gee, Rocky, want to watch me pull a pink elephant out of my hat?




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