Just scrape them with a butter knife and they'll be fine.
Now when you poke him in the stomach he says, "Ouch-ow!" - axman
New from Pillsbury, Cream-atories. - axman
Lookie, lookie, here comes Cookie now - Anyone Can Whistle (Stephen Sondheim) - Aquillea
Making Stepford Wives a Reality: www.MarthaStewart.com - Aquillea
Prison implements government mandated, aversion therapy program for cereal killers. - Aquillea
Martha Stewart stars in Night of the Burned Stockholders - Cathbad
Doughboy smiles as the uptown competition is destroyed. Now only he has the baked goods to push on the bleak streets. - Cathbad
Bake of the Clones - Cathbad
The real Poppin' Fresh looked helplessly on as his evil twin brother's high priestess of gastronomy prepared to ressurect his army of the damned. - axman
Oh, that was supposed to be farenheit. - axman
Childrens programming meets reality TV in... Survivor: Sesame Street. This week's immunity challenge - The Cookie Monster. - Aquillea
Variety Classifieds: Replacement needed for beloved children's show character. Obsession with cookies a must. Position requires a lovable facade with the simultaneous ability to frighten toddlers. Send inquiries to: Cookie Monster Casting Director, Sesame Workshop, Human Resources Department, One Lincoln Plaza, New York, NY, 10023. - Aquillea
Faux Lava Idols - Pillsbury (Famous Brands Craftbook) - Aquillea
We, at Kenner, continue to work tirelessly to perfect our Easy-Bake Tanning Booth technology - Aquillea
Martha Stewart Finally loses it. - Shou Lao
Martha Stewart's revenge. - Shou Lao
What really happens when Martha says "You're fired." - Shou Lao
How Pilsbury secretly deals with the competition. - Shou Lao
This may explain why Hanibal Lecter is an only child. - Shou Lao
Hanibal Lecter's mother prepares dessert with some fava beans and a nice chianti. - Shou Lao
Now we know what they use to make those girl scout cookies. - Shou Lao
Hanibal Lecter's reincarnation: The pilsbury canibal. - Shou Lao
Some how, the new movie little bakery of horrors didn't quite make it at the box office. - Shou Lao
If you thought that was anything, wait till you get a load of what they did to the hamburger helper glove. (Think of doctor slapping on a white latex glove and going where the sun don't shine.) - Shou Lao
It seems that even Martha has one in the oven. - Shou Lao
Betty Crocker goes off her rocker. - Kat
Betty Crocker blackmails the Pillsbury Doughboy. - Kat
Misery--- Bakery version. - Kat
What Martha does on her bad days. - Kat
Mania in the kitchen. - Kat
The Pillsbury Doughboy's worst nightmare. - Kat
"Let me out of here... It's hot in here." - Kat
The Alternative universe Betty Crocker. - Kat
Sara Lee--- off her meds. - Kat
The other side of the bakery. - Kat
"Oh darn, I think I overcooked this batch." - Kat
"Listen here Doughboy, this is how you'll end up if you don't testify the way I told you," threatens Martha Stewart. - Kat
Bakery Hell - Kat
What happens to the Doughboy wannabes. - Kat
"Now bake them until their skin starts to shrivel up and you can see the bones underneath." - Kat
"Tonight on Food Network... When Bakers Go Bad." - Kat
"Help me... They are trying to bake me off and replace me with my evil twin." - Kat
A full moon and baking do not mix. - Kat
Doughboy graveyard. - Kat
Tonight on Food Network. At midnight--- Olivia's Twisted - Kat
A really, really bad yeast infection. - Kat
Modern day Home Voodoo Kits (tm), helped the Pillsbury Doughboy revive his predecessors - Maigrey
HoD's newest scheme, enlisting the aid of his own pack of undead Doughboys, instead of trying to convince the ratpack to work at his side. [The face has been changed to protect the identity of HoD] - Maigrey
Finding yourself infested with hordes of undead Doughboys? Buffy recommends baking them at 350c coated in a light baste of butter, then eating while hot. Problem solved. - Maigrey
Pillsbury Doughboy: "And now arise my evil brethren [heeheehee] It's time to take over the bakery world! First Betty Crocker, then Sara Lee, and last but not least, Martha Stewart!" - Maigrey
"I shall call them... Undead-Me! Hee hee hee!" - Maigrey
Where Doughboys go to die... - Maigrey
"Is it my turn now?" - Maigrey
Keleos gets ready for her holiday baking. - Kat
How voodoo dolls are made. - Kat
Martha plans out her revenge for those who testified against her. - Kat
Voodoo Cookies, try them this Halloween. - Kat
The Mad Science Cooking Labs. - Kat
Keleos gets into her Halloween preparations. - Kat
Preparations begin for the annual reanimation/ Halloween party at Deb U. - Kat
The kitchen keeps busy making the Harbinger of Death's favorite treats. - Kat
Special snacks made just for Harby's victims as they wait to come back to life. - Kat
Harby visits the Pillsbury kitchen for a little bit of holiday mayhem. - Kat
Girls just wanna have fun - Shoshana
The Cult of the Doughboy has been put on the list of worldwide terrorist organizations according to a press release today from the White House. All Doughboys are in the process of being rounded up and interrogated. More news to follow. - Shoshana
Martha Stewart has been hand picked to interrogate suspected terrorist doughboys. - Shoshana
Driven insane by the latest low carb diet, one housewife takes out her bread cravings on innocent doughboys - Shoshana
Crunchy AND tasty! - Shoshana
Betty Crocker smokes the competition - Aquillea
This is your mom's brain on drugs... Any questions? - Aquillea
Flaming liberal, hot mama - Aquillea
Good Housekeeping presents Mr. & Mrs. Hannibal Lecter at home - Nydiva
Thank you to everyone who participated. Halloween is my favorite holiday and I always love it when others enjoy it as much as I do. Judging from the entries I got this month, y'all had a good time. :) I had such a hard time picking a contest winner this month, and I when I finally did, I thought maybe I should give an honorable mention or two since I had such great captions to choose from. Turns out, I had so many great captions to choose from, I couldn't even choose one or two for honorable mention. So this month, EVERYBODY gets an honorable mention! Thanks, guys, this was a really fun month.
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