On the news
They said a cruise
on the river Ouse
Was the best thing to choose
I had the blues
�cause I was nursing a bruise
So I had me some booze
Then I needed a snooze
I paid my dues
We lined up in twos
Shuffling our shoes
I had nothing to loose
And I had my snooze
on the cruise
on the Ouse
NB. River Ouse runs through York