Peanut Wars
By
Peter � 2007
It�s the annual battle between Greengrocer Stalls
That causes such havoc in the Market Hall
It started off in the distant past
But I�m afraid to say it�s here to last
No one knows who started it all
It�s known as �Who has the biggest Peanut� brawl
A deluge of foodstuffs fill the air
Apple, banana or even a pear
Shoppers stay outside till the finish
I just groan as my profits diminish
The Peanuts fall all around like rain
I�m gonna end up shell shocked out of my brain