I was meeting my boyfriend On the sly When who else but my husband Should pass by
He approached us in a terrible rage But his violent tendencies I had to assuage I had to think of something quick To get him confused, that was the trick
If I pretended not to know him And to say I was my own Twin That would throw him
This is the rouse I used And he soon went away confused
I had to get home before he did And change from my sexy clothes And make sure that they where hid
He arrived in quite a daze And it really did amaze Me to see my lie had worked so well He was really under a spell
I played the dutiful caring spouse Though I did feel quite a louse Tricking him this way But you do know what they say All's fair in love & war But who's keeping score
I thought that it would only be fair If I was to let HIM have an affair Even if it was with me Just so long as it made him happy