Computer

I need help with this darn computer
If I could find the saleslady
I think I would shoot her

She told me it was good
And trouble free
If she were here now
She could clearly see
What a load of old junk
It has turned out to be

I�ve had several occasions where it jams and sticks
And of course I had to give it a few hard kicks

She didn�t warn me when she tried to sell it
That it won�t do what I want
Only what I tell it