MARRIED IN HASTE

I married in haste and am repenting at leisure
Though I have to keep telling her that
she�s �My little treasure�

She bullies & scolds, she does scream & shout
Our marriage is just like a boxing bout

If I�ve been out late, when I get in
I�m liable to get bashed with a rolling pin

We do have good times and it�s not all-bad
When we kiss and make up I�m sometimes quite glad
that we married in haste, when we were young and cared not
But it now takes a full battle to get our blood hot.


Disclaimer

This is a work of fiction, honest!