A fear of falling fills me with dread
I wake up trembling in a sweat soaked bed
The thought of tumbling head over heel
Causes nausea and makes my head reel
Staying on the ground where god intended
Is a lot better than being up ended
Going up in a plane is the worst thing of all
I�m in constant fear that from the sky it may fall
I have a plan and I think it�s super
I�m going to quit my job as a paratrooper