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Dennis at 50
By
Peter the Poet � 2001
Hello, my name is Dennis
In days of yore I was considered a menace
But at the age of 50 I�ve settled down
And I�m now a respected member of our town
But that is on the surface, still waters run deep
If you only knew the truth, you wouldn�t get much sleep
Jack the Ripper and Hannibal as well
Look like amateurs if truth to tell
I am much meaner and cruel by far
Because I am the guy who clamps your car
