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"Whose
Wife is it Anyway?": After their night together,Helen
tells Joe that it was all a big mistake and she goes to
New York to marry Davis.While bemoaning his loss with
Brian,Joe comes to realize he has to win Helen back.He
follows her to New York and finally catches up to her
in the Elevator on the way to Davis' penthouse.Joe asks
Helen to marry him, and she says yes. |
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"Twisted
Sister": The arrival of Helen's elder sister
Casey to Nantucket sidetracks Joe's plan to give Helen
an engagement ring. What was originally planned to be
an evening for two at Lexington's becomes a party of four,with
Casey along to catch up with Helen and Brian along to
occupy Casey. |
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"The
Shrink": After Brian's depression over Alex's
departure results in a near break-down during a flight,Joe
suggests he go see a Psychiatrist. Once there Brian makes
a partial recovery,but Joe is the one with the true breakthrough,as
he relizes that his earlier acceptance of Helen's suggestion
of an earlier wedding date may result in trouble for him
in the marriage. |
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"The
Spark and How to Get It": After his therapist
pronounces him fully recovered from his break-up with
Alex,Brian plunges back into the dating world.His efforts
at the Club Car yield nothing of interest (despite Antonio's
assistant with the "Good Cop,Bad Cop" Routine),so
he follows the advice of others and starts dating casual
friend Joan. |
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"The
Waxman Cometh": After receiving 20,000 dollars
from the family trust fund,Lowell invests the money in
an old wax museum.Despite everyone's doubts about it,Lowell
renovates the museum,but at the lackluster grand reopening
of "Lowell Mather's House O' Wax",he comes to
realize it won't be easy. |
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"Is
That a Ten-Foot Sandwich or Are You Just Glad to See Me?":
Joe and Helen just some time alone with one and another,but
Brian and Casey continually interrupt them.To apologize,Brian
and Casey decide to surprise them with an engagement party,but
Antonio misinterprets an overheard conversation and believes
Brian to be sleeping with Casey. |
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"All's
Fare": To pay of a $1500 IRS fine,Antonio becomes
the driver/errand boy/personal assistant to Gavin Rutledge,a
business visiting Nantucket for a week for a real estate
deal.Uncomfortable at seeing Gavin dating Casey,Antonio
faces a major delemma when he finds out Gavin is married. |
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"Miss
Jenkins": The return of 9th grade English teacher
Laura Jenkins to Nantucket reawakens the Hackett's schoolboy
crushes.For Brian fantasy becomes reality when he spends
the night with her,but to his embarrassment,he doesn't
perform. Meanwhile,Roy deals with a con man interested
in marrying his mother for her social security check. |
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"If
It's Not One Thing, It's Your Mother": When Helen
and Casey's mother arrives on Nantucket,Helen isn't sure
which sister her mother came to see.And when she finds
out her mother gambled away the $10,000 for her and Joe's
wedding, she is convinced that Casey has always been the
favorite of the family. |
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"The
Wrong Stuff": To counteract Roy's Aeromass promotions,the
Hackett's woo famous astronaut Ace Calvin as a celebrity
spokeman for Sandpiper.Joe and Brian soon discover that
Ace is as charming and persuasive in public as he is irratating
and annoying in private life.Any thoughts of signing him
up are dashed when Roy beats them to the punch,but Roy
quickly discovers just how obnoxious Gavin can be. |
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"Insanity
Claus": On Christmas Eve,when Antonio buys Helen's
last jelly donut,new air traffic controller Bob snaps,pulls
out a gun and takes Antonio hostage.Matters for Antonio
only get worse when it is revealed that his new girlfriend
is also Bob's wife.Joe is finally able to talk Bob into
surrending his gun,but the others are not very appreciative
of the means by which he does it. |
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"She's
... Back": When Sandy Cooper returns to the island,Joe
fears yet another bizarre encounter with the obsesses
woman.She tells him it was all a practical joke,and he
believes her until a stop at Helen's house becomes Sandy
and Joe's wedding day. |
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"Have
I Got a Couple for You": With nothing to do one
saturday night,Joe and Helen start socializing with a
new couple on the island,the Tuckers.Joe and Helen's initial
trepidation is soon forgotten in all the fun,but the Tucker's
quickly tire of their needy counterparts.Joe and Helen
soon find themselves dumped and looking for a new couple.
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"Fools
Russian": When Roy flies in a mail-order bride
from Russia,Helen tries to convince Roy and Anya that
this marriage should never be,but both ignore her.Anya's
resolve is weakened with a chance encounter with another
man,and the sight of her weeping just moments before their
wedding convinces Roy to free her from his commitments
to him. |
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"Let's
Call the Whole Thing Off": Struggling to agree
on wedding plans,Joe and Helen decide to crash another
couple's wedding to check out a place. Unfortunately,their
fighting infects the newlyweds.Later at the airport seeing
the newlyweds about to take seperate honeymoons, Joe and
Helen try to right their wrongs and bring the newlyweds
back together. |
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"Remembrance
of Flings Past (1)": The Gang make preparations
for the upcoming 5-class Siasconet High reunion,but the
events of the reunion are not what anyone expects.A tipsy
Helen uses the opening speech to finally fire back at
the snickering cheerleaders.Lowell renews his relationship
with his mentor,Mr. Conley,but soon discovers how crazy
the man is. |
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"Remembrance
of Flings Past (2)": After receiving the news
that he might be the father of Sara's little boy,Jason,Joe
is advised by Roy to keep quite on the whole affair,but
Joe's guilt forces him to tell Joe and Helen.Brian is
angry that Joe slept with his ex-girlfriend;Helen is upset
but supportive. |
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"Gone
But Not Faygotten": When Fay decides to retire,Joe
and Brian hire Casey to replace Fay at the counter.To
the Hackett's surprise,Casey works wonders for their business.When
Fay asks for her old job back,the brother's face a predictament.Rather
than fire Casey,they decide to keep both at the counter,and
sparks soon fly between the women.Casey's demands that
they get rid of one of them is soon fulfilled.She gets
fired. |
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"Ex,
Lies and Videotape": Brian's excitement over
appearing on a talk show is dampened when his ex-girlfriend
Alex also appears.After bitter words on and off the screen,the
two sleep together,but Brian decides to end things.He
is beaten to the punch,however,as Alex leaves once again. |
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"Portrait
of the Con Artist as a Young Man": Lowell's innocent
birthday gift to Casey lands him a show at an art museum
when Casey shows off the gift to a museum director. Determined
to launch both their careers in the art world,Casey relentlessly
pushes Lowell's artistic abilities to the limit to try
and meet the shows deadline,but eventually gives up after
discovering how out stressed Lowell becomes. |
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"The
Love Life and Times of Joe and Helen": As the
wedding draws near,Brian struggles to come up with a gift
idea for Joe and Helen.He finally hits up on the idea
of making a video for them,and goes about capturing everyone's
memories of the relationship on video. |
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"A
House to Die For": Carlton's ill health becomes
a boon to the gang when Carlton's nephew Lewis invites
them over to Carlton's house to start selling off the
old man's items.Joe and Helen have an eye for the house
itself,Brian drools over a classic muscle car,and Roy
looks for furniture. |
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"Nuptials
Off": When Helen discovers that she and Antonio
are still married, she turns to Roy for help.He convinces
her she needs to fly to Mexico over the weekend to get
a quickie divorce,but that means sending Joe out of town
on a weekend fly fishing trip.But Helen's plan are strained
when Antonio brings in a priest for an annulment and Joe's
flight is delayed. |
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"Et
Tu, Antonio?": When Antonio's cousin Dominic
and his fiancee Teresa visit Nantucket,Antonio finds himself
struggling to ignore his feelings for Teresa.He succumbs
to temptation during supper at his apartment,after Teresa
voices concerns over problems with her relationship.But
he ultimately helps his cousin win Teresa back. |
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"Boys
Just Want to Have Fun (1)": The night before
the weddding,Helen warns Joe not to have to wild of a
bachelor party.But it's Helen who ignores her own advice
in a wild bachelorette party,while Joe suffers through
the worst bachelor party Brian's ever thrown.Later that
night,after the guys return,Casey accidently slips into
bed with Brian,and neither feel like leaving the other's
company. |
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"Here
It Is: The Big Wedding (2)": Joe and Helen's
wedding day gets off to a bad start when the best man
and maid of honor,Brian and Casey,oversleep after spending
the night together.When Antonio discovers this,He and
Brian fight,and in the struggle the wedding ring is lost
down the toilet,followed quickly by Joe's searching hand.Both
hand and ring are stuck,and thus Joe and Helen are married
at last,in a hotel bathroom. |
