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"Stop
in the Name of Love": Everyone is ofcourse skeptical
when it Brian announces that his relationship with Alex
is special.To try and insure that their relationship lasts,longer
than a couple of weeks,they decide not to sleep with one
and another yet. |
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"Terminal
Jealousy": On a boring day,Roy decides to have
some fun at everyone's else's expense.He plants the idea
in Brian's head that Joe and Alex have something going
on,which soon has Brian obsessing about it.Then misleads
Helen into insulting the state health inspector,who happens
to be an old foe from her high school days. |
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"Bye-Bye,
Bunny": Lowell and Bunny make their seperation
final by signing the divorce papers,but as Joe and Brian
discover the next morning,they again start sleeping together.Lowell
begins thinking the marriage can be saved,until he finds
out that Bunny has a fiance in Boston. |
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"Business
or Pleasure": Intent on expanding Sandpiper,Joe
flies in potential investor Davis Lynch from New York
City.Smitten with Helen,Davis gets Joe to show him around
the island.Accused by the others of treating Helen like
a prostitute,Joe goes to the crab house where Helen and
Davis are dining to get her off the hook.But there's bad
news;Davis isn't going invest in Sandpiper and Helen refuses
to leave with him. |
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"An
Affair to Forget": Joe is upset when he becomes
Brian and alex's chauffeur to their Vermont getaway and
Helen's to New York City to see Davis.But he ends up having
the most fun,as he and Helen are forced to stay with Brian
and Alex,ruining their much anticipated first night as
lovers.Brian and Alex end up having a huge fight and almost
break up and Helen gets smashed out of her mind. |
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"Black
Eye Affair": News of Davis' impending arrival
on Nantucket is soon followed by troubles for Helen:a
friend drops by in need of a sympathetic ear,a quick trip
to the gym results in a black eye and the chlorine reacts
with the highlights in her hair. |
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"Joe
Blows (1)": The day starts of bad for Joe when
a passenger threatens a lawsuit if his lost luggage isn't
returned by the end of the day.After he struggles to trace
the luggage,the pthers intrude their concerns into his
life.Antonio wants Joe to co-sign a loan for a new cab.Helen
wants advice about what to do with her relationship with
Davis. |
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"Joe
Blows (2)": With gone to parts unknown,the heavy
burden of running Sandpiper falls on Brian's shoulders.But
it's soon revealed through his credit card statement that
Joe is in Brian's old stomping grounds,Mustique.Brian
travels down to get Joe back,but ends up buying Sandpiper
from Joe for a dollar. |
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"2
Good 2 B 4 Gotten": When news arrives that Sandy
Cooper is returning to Nantucket, Joe fears her high school
obsession with him will return,but the others think he's
imagining things.Joe's fears are soon realized when he
goes to help her move some books from her basement,and
it becomes their prom night all over again. |
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"Come
Fly with Me": When their plans gone awry one
saturday night,Joe,Brian,Helen and Lowell all fly up to
Boston for a night on the town.But what originally seems
to be a great party, turns out to be a pick up place for
call girls.Where one guy offers Helen 500 bucks to dress
up like Little Bo Peep and spank him. |
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"Happy
Holidays": The Christmas season brings little
joy to the airport.Bunny arrives on Nantucket to attend
a friend's wedding,and ends up sleeping with Antonio in
the backseat of his cab.Antonio struggles with the guilt
and eventually tells Lowell. |
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"Ready,
Teddy, Go": Much to Helen's delight,Davis finally
shows up after a long string of cancelled dates.But a
furtive search through his luggage while he's taking a
shower,soon dampens Helen's spirits;Inside a fancy box
she finds a lace teddy.Uncomfortable at what this gift
seems to indicate about the state of their relationship,she
is soon angry when Davis presents her with a box of soaps
later,instead of the lingerie. |
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"Oh,
Give Me a Home Where the Mathers Don't Roam": Tired
of Lowell's strictness,the brother's boot him out of the
house.Despite his reluctance,Lowell buys a new house and
tries to adjust to the experience of living alone for
the first time. |
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"The
Faygitive": Fay is feeling spooked when friends
tell her that someone has been asking questions about
her.When a Private Investigator shows up at the airport,she's
not sure what to expect.The man who hired the P.I. shows
up and tells his story;He was a soldier who went to a
USO dance where Fay volunteered,back during the Korean
War,who went off to war owing Fay a dance,and he's finally
arrived to get that last dance. |
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"Say
Uncle, Carlton": To help pay of his new used
cab,Antonio gets a job as a chauffeur...for Carlton Blanchard.Things
get even worse when Carlton's equally annoying Nephew
Lewis arrives on Nantucket to attend Carlton's Retired
Businessman of the Year banquet. |
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"Hey,
Nineteen": To Helen's discust and Brian's envy,Joe
starts dating 19 year old Courtney Blake.For Joe it's
a perfectly meanlingless relationship,but for Courtney
it appears to be much more serious,as her poem vows her
love or else death seems to attest to.But Joe soon finds
out that those words where spoken for another,much older
man than he. |
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"Exclusively
Yours": Brian's exclusive commitment to Alex
is sorely tested when Joe flies in a group of models for
a photo shoot and they have a party at the house to celebrate.Brian
has Joe lock him in a his bedroom,not knowing one of the
models was using his bathroom to clean up after a drink
was spilled on her. |
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"Moonlighting":
To ease Alex's embarrassment over having to take a
job as waitress during the off-season,the gang tell their
own stories of off-season jobs.Joe flew a star Chimpanzee,Fay
dressed up as a Giant Lobster,Antonio sold funeral plots.
Brian and Helen performed a magic act for Roy's Lodge,which
turned into a strip show. |
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"Sleepless
in Nantucket": Thinking it will be a good idea,Brian
moves in with Alex,but both quickly become irritated by
the other's annoying habits.But when with the prospect
of breaking up,the two settle their differences,as Joe
repeatedly carries Brian's speakers up and down the steps.
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"Boys
Will Be Girls": When the High School football
coach who used to terrorize the Hackett's returns to Nantucket
to be honored in a Gym dedication,Joe and Brian plan a
practical joke to get even.Sneaking into the Coach's hotel
room at night,the brothers dress him up like a woman and
take pictures of him. |
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"Roy
Crazy": The appearance of Roy's ex-wife Sylvia
on Nantucket surprises the gang as much as it delights
Roy.Roy hopes for a recounciliation,but after a phone
call comes into AeroMass saying that she was only doing
it to get even with her cheating ex-husband,Brian reluctantly
tells Roy.Roy refuses to believe him at first,but eventually
skips out on Sylvia sleeping with Sylvia. |
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"Long
Distance Lament": When Davis cancels yet another
date,Helen decides to go ut with another man.When Joe's
date with Sandra suddenly comes into conflict with his
date with Joy,Joe decides to lie his way of his date with
Sandra.Joe's lies come back to bite him,as Joy cancels
on him. |
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"Call
of the Wild": When Brian's old friend Danny arrives
on the island,the two start reliving their old wild lifestyle,and
Alex begins to feel neglected.Things comes to a boil when
Brian returns from an all night party in New York City.Alex
tells him to pack up his stuff and get of her apartment,and
Brian's final plea at the end fails. |
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"A
Decent Proposal": Joe's efforts to raise more
money for Sandpiper,seem to be on the verge of paying
off;he awaits word from the bank loan office.Meanwhile,
Helen is distraught at the news of Davis' mid-week arrival,she
is sure Davis is coming to break up with her.But Davis
surprises her with a marriage proposal,and she readily
accepts. |
