Occupation: Sells comic collectibles and baseball cards at the Android's Dungeon
Real Name: Has never been revealed
Favorite saying: "Worst Ever"
Education: Masters Degree in folklore and mythology
IQ: 170, Mensa member
Marital Status: Single, enjoyed brief affair with Agnes Skinner
License Plate #: NCC 1701
Bumper Stickers: "The truth is in here," "My other car is a Millenium Falcon," "I brake for Tribbles," "My child is an honor student at Starfleet Academy, "Kang is my co-pilot," "Keep honking I'm charging my Phaser"
Prized Possession: A rare copy of "Mary Worth" in which she advises a friend to commit suicide
