| January 1, 2003 Better World Club...like AAA but doesn't spend millions of membership dues to lobby for more highways Interview with The Unkown Comic...what a great guy Top 10 Conspiracy Theories of 2002 Do you like this band for our wedding? Jack Ohman editorial cartoons My pick for dumbest product of 2003, the beer chiller...it requires ice and water Classic video: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog outside Star Wars: Episode I Things I should do to my computer The first ever webbe payge, by Al McNac (turn your speakers on) |
| January 7, 2003 The home page of El Vez, the Mexican Elvis...despite several opportunties, I still haven't seen him in concert or even his documentary at the High Museum in ATL Nerds The hidden scandal of corporate governance: mutual funds are the top shareholders, but fail to demand corporate integrity My uncle has written several outstanding science books. Prime Mover: A Natural History of Muscle, got 5 stars on Amazon. Yao Ming is awesome and this fool has to admit he was completely wrong The IgNobel prize, the award for science that cannot or should be reproduced Top 10 Ways to Mispronounce "P. Diddy" |
| January 12, 2003 Ouchy, America's premier BDSM fetish clown Look at this page. Maybe you'll have a seizure. Let me know. Maybe my fiance will let me register at Kegworks. Probably not. The Unusual Vegetables webpage Rapsnacks! (Thanks, Wendy) Modern Drunkard Magazine picks the 86 greatest ballads of booze. Mix tiki and Simpsons and you get Hula Homer. I want. Ooh, optical illusions. Feel like falafel? Play the falafel-making game. |
| January 21, 2003 This website reads Edgar Allen Poe aloud. I always like The Bells. Sometimes the simplest, cheapest ideas are the best. Check out this brilliant solution to keeping men "on target" in the bathroom. Sports Picture of the Year. Worldometers. Who are the most partisan pundits? Do you care? Getting started in the adult entertainment business. Regular conspiracy nut or anti-Semitic conspiracy nut -- which is more appalling? (The latter, I would say). For wasting time: Guiness World Records. You Are Where You Live: like a horoscope, but (i) based on your zip code, (ii) may involve facts. |
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| January 25, 2003 If any hairdresser in Atlanta has both (i) a fancier website and (ii) more awesome hair than this guy, I will punch myself in the head. Mankind's second favorite activity: why we make war. Eye candy: illusions from the Exploratorium. Muffinfilms. Great name, poor idea, terrible execution: the People With Animal Heads webpage. From the I-Suppose-You-Could-Automate-This-Function-But-Why Bother Archive: the Password Generator webpage. Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Random website found in the classified ads of Utne Magazine: www.shybladder.org. |
| February 1, 2003 Extremely strange music video starring David Hasselhoff. (Thanks Wendy) Place I'd like to rent for my 32nd birthday celebration. I Google-searched "Mackenze Mcaleer", thinking I would have an amusing link to his name. Nothing good with his name, but I did turn up a course on "Honour, Athleticism, and Manliness" This classic Onion article reminds me of Amy. Anagrams for "Pete Dosik". Home page of the US ProMiniGolf Association. Vocationally speaking, I obviously made a mistake somewhere along the line. Computers as they ought to be. The saga of the hotel soap - fiction! |