| The Latest Pete & Steve Ring Tones! |
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| It's The The Cellular Wedding! or why buying a cell phone is (almost) like getting married |
| selecting a new partner, friends, commitment... |
| Failure to obey these commandments can result in your being ridiculed by strangers and disassociated by your family and even your closest friends |
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| Phone Page! |
| "Wai? Yes, do have anything for blue teeth?" |
| Thou shalt not attempt to impress with thy mobile phone. Not only is using a cell phone no longer impressive but when it is used to impress, said user shall be immediately identified as a neophyte impost or a poseur and an outright bottom. |