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JINGLEOK!

Sing allong, kids, with Pete and Steve's latest batch of festive radio jingles. They'll be stuck in your head all friggin' day.

To the tune of '12 days of Christmas', the very last bit ('4 calling birds'):

You're calling us,
Please don't play,
Any Cristmas songs,
But you're listening to Peter and Steve.

To the tune
of 'Rudolph':

Thankyou for tuning in to,
The Pete & Steve radio show,
It's clear on Cristmas morning,
You have no other place to go.

To the tune of: 'Away in a manger'

At this time of year
No excuses we make,
For sounding quite queerish
From Egg Nog intake.

To the tune of: 'Oh Christmas Tree':

It's Peter King and Stephen James,
your Christmas entertainment,
Because you're still tuning in,
You are gluttons for punishment.

Those Christmas songs play endlessly,
the dj's talk incessantly,
but it's good to know
that Radio 3
don't give them that much payment.

To the tune of 'Jingle Bells':

Don't know where to go,
around the A.M. dial,
tune in to Pete and Steve,
you're desperate for a smile.

Pete is off his face,
Steve is on the floor,
right now they could'nt
tell you if it's radio 3 or 4

Oh!

Jingle bells, Steve James smells,
Pete opened the door,
King smacks James right on the nose
so, he could smell no more.

To the tune of: 'Deck the halls'

Music on R T H K goes
la la la la la, la-la, la laa.
Peter King and Stephen James go
Blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah, blah blaah.

To the tune of: 'Good King W'.

You are with RTHK
with Peter and Stephen,
We would play a song for you,
if we could just find them.

Festive songs and rock and roll,
'tis-that-time-of-year-you-see,
when we are too drunk to care,
right-here on
Ray-dee-o three

To the tune of: 'Silent Night'.

RTHK, Radio three,
Peter King, Lanky Steve,
all we want is to entertain,
but we end up being such a pain,
lousy jokes and sarcasm,
more than three hours of shame.

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