My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that your 54 year old
body can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and I value you as a
good wife.
Therefore after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly
interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old
secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed - I shall be
back home before midnight.
When he came home, he found the following letter on the dining room table:
Want to see what the wife wrote