2005 KEEPERS ANNOUNCED!
Can the Miskatonic Minions build their own dynasty around Derek Jeter?
Will the Yankee-lovin' Axe Slingers refuse to keep Big Papi?
How long till Lance Berkman can contribute to The Ear Muffs?
Are the North Siders banking on a derth of draftable second base talent?
Can The Slippery Weasels afford Santana, Clemens, and Pedro?
Will Harvard Rules! find some power to complement their legendary speed?
Is two-thirds of the LAofA outfield enough to propel The NJTurnpikers to the top?
Who will lead the team formerly known as the Robber Barrons into the 2005 season?
With a roster of 1s, can the Ballard Scrubs reach the keeper limit of 12 players?
And finally, Barry Bonds or Randy Johnson -- which OTH question mark will call The Upside Downies home?
Don't knock it 'till you've tried it! It's time to...
HANG 'EM HIGH!