2. Do you play the bag-pipes?
Yes
No

3. Do you think I'm wearing underwear?
Yes
No

4. Do you hope I'm wearing underwear?
Yes
No

5. Would you like to check if I'm wearing underwear?
Yes
No

6. Have you ever worn/wanted to wear a pink leather kilt?
Yes
No

7. Do you have a friend called Steve?
Yes
No

8. Are you Swedish?
Yes
No

9. Do you consider yourself sexually experienced?
Yes
No

10. With real people?
Yes
No

11. With animals?
Yes
No

12. With inflatables?
Yes
No

13. With family members?
Yes
No

14. Do you find thunderstorms erotic??
Yes
No

15. If so is it because last time you had cyber you were ina storm on your WAP phone goin to the "Over 50yr old virgin association"?
Yes
No

16. Are you sure you're not swedish?
Yes
No

I ampervert!