
Amy-Through The Ages By Laura T.
Once upon a sock there was an amy named girl. I mean girl named amy. She was blonde and had blonde hair and she lived in a house called "chionopaoufle" which is italian for nothing...actually it isn't italian for anything! It's not even italian. It's something made up in my mind.
Michelle-Through The Ages By Laura T.
Michelle was a girl with hair that was coloured blonde by the (7 days) macaroni man (he has magic crayons). Secretly he fell in (7 days) her closet when she dug a hole to escape to the outside world and her boyfriend named "Jon tom timadim" (he is one SEXAY BEAST) anyways...she wrote a story called "Michelle-through the ages) But no one wanted to buy it because Michelle had written on every page with magical crayon "7 days" so when people read (7 days) the book in 7 days Sumo-ara from the ring (the sumo ring as a matter of fact) would come and crush them with her folds of flubber.
schtory of a schick perschon By Parisa H.
Schello. My name is Shcott Schochttershon. When I was a young one,i wasch abusched.My parentsh didn't like me,becausche of my funny waysch of schtalking.One day I ran far far away.I met a nische young laday.Sche wash scho nische to me.Sche shay my schtalking wash schexy. I schcried. She shay she doeschent like it when i schry.Scho she buy me a ische schream. I schanked her.Sche laughed.and schaid,meet my facsher.I shay okay.
Scho off we went.We walked unschtill we came acrosch a old housch.I schaid,I'm schared.Sche schaid that there was nusching to worry about.Sche schaid thasch there wasch nosching to worry about.Afschter we met the papa,We gotsch married,and layed eggschs.sche end. And we schat on a rock.And my eggschs were schitting under the tree.
SCHE END
Anyways, one day she took her boat 6783fat for a ride and they sailed the seven bridges of Calcosuh (which is also made up...or is it?). Some guy with all balck eyes was sitting on amy's floor watching her so she threw a pillow at him and he died but his ghost came back and tried to eat her shoe which was made by nike.
It tasted crappy because she stepped on a toilet while trying to learn to fly like her sister michelle. In the end she fell from a thrid story building and grew an arm out of her arm which meant she had three arms...and the ghost married her. THE END. BOOM!
So in the end, (7 days)Michelle had to burn her books and the magic crayons got all broken (like when you push too hard when you're colouring) so everyone (8 days-haha you lucky devil) that was born became al albino. The end. 7 DAYYSSS......