I hugged Mr.Peepers and said "Your alright"
Then he gave me a wink and pulled out dynomite.
I`m gonna blow up the old folks Home!
I laughed and asked if I could join.
We snuck to the home and got it ready, but then he paused and shook his heady.
My grandmas in there! I cant blow it up! My mom would scream and stuff and stuff!
But then he farted and we all died.
I woke up from my dream and have a sigh. end
Die
The sord went through,
Pirates
Pirates are crazy,
HABIDA
I`m like a bird,
My hand
I love my hand,
Michelle poem
Stories take too long to read.
Stab Michelle
Once there was a crazy
Bubble gum
Once I was walking and I went to the subway. Because thats what people do. They walk to the subway. And I noticed the was gum. I walked on the gum. Then I picked the gum up. I put it in my mouth. It was good. It tasted like gum. The it exploded. The end
Magic Bag
There was a magic bag. Everyone in the WORLD loved the magic bag. It smelled like peppermint tea. Pepperment tea is yucky. Then mommy told michelle she was gonna make a cover for the bag. We was puzzled. Then she said she was gonna put the magic bag in the washing machine. We was puzzled again. Wouldnt it make tea? Then we new mommy lost her nuts. We told her we would help her find them. Then she exploded. I have a cat named K.D. The End
MoMmY
Once opon a time, mommy got mad. We laughed. And ran because we were so scared, we pooed. Then we soiled ourselves. Then Amy did something mad and got in trouble. Mommy got bad and lectured Amy. Amy laughed. Mommy had a carrot in her mouth. Then it exploded. the Amy went on a boat ride in her dingy which MOMMY needs to put in the water. The end my butt
Ball
One day mommy opened the trunk because her legs stick to the chair and it smells really bad. We died. Then when she opened it my ball ran out down the road. Mommy chased it but it was too good for her. It ran into the hairy traffic. All the cars were beeping at the ball to move but the ball wouldnt move. So a hairy man got out of his car and threw the ball back to mommy because he thaught she was hot. Then the ball exploded. The end
The Cat
*** This is the first one I wrote ***
Once there was a cat. The cat was very hairy. He didnt like being hairy. So. He shaaaaaaved himself. But he got mad because he found out cats were supose to be hairy. Then he got a wig. He named the wig Amy. The End
Elyse
Once opon a time. There was a girl named Elyse. Elyse wanted a skort like Amy and michelle. So. She started to cry because none of the skirts fit her! The were too big. So she bought one that was too big and lived happily ever after with Amy and michelle and their skorts. Amys skort was the prettiest. The end
Lisa
Once there was a girl named Lisa. She was very cool and popular. All the boys liked her. Until. The. Day. It CAME! Elyse with her prettyfulness came and ruined Lisa and stuff. Most of the boys started liking Elyse. Lisa loved Elyse. Elyse loved Amy. Elyse and Amy got married. And they lived happily ever after. Lisa cried. The she died. michelle was already deid. The end
Ralph
Once there was a gay. I mean Ralph. I mean fruit. I mean queer. I mean dumb. I mean girl. I mean cheese. No wait, I mean ugly. I mean tree. I mean forbidden. I mean dumb. I mean happy. I MEANT boy. Amy and friends thaught he was gay. He stole Amy and michelle house. Ralph didnt talk to anyone because he was an alian from, da da da...... URANUS! He had a dog. The end
Restaurant poo
Once opon a time, Amy, Lisa, michelle and Elyse went to. THE RESTAURANT! We had to wait until we dead. Then we screamed. Then the waitor said we could sit boy sit! So we try to find table FOUR! It gone. So we sit at table... THREE! Wa Wa. We get fries and sherly temple then we kill the table and mess it up. Waitor screams and we run. But first paying. Then we steal candy and run. Candy good.
Boat Poo
Once opon a time, there was a hairy beast named Jason. And Chris. They were beasts. And hairy. There nuts man. Jason thought he was cool with his invisible gun. Chris thought he was cool cause he was playing with Mewtwo. Jason had glasses and braces. Chris is crazy. Everyones crazy. Then they exploded. ThE eNd!
Cow
Hey. I have an Idly midly Ideeeeeea! Lets go to my butt. Stuff. Lets go to TOILET! Yay yay! We`ll invite every Terd in AMERICA! What about Canada Yes sure. Servent get me the police I like cows Me plus me = cool ThE eNd
Arnold POO
Once upon a time there was a green monster named Arnold. He was green. One day he ate my head. Then I got mad and ate his head yesterday. One day Arnold went crazy and ate my shorts. I couldnt find them anywhere! Then he ate my green shorts. They were very snotty and ugly and pooey and pretty and ugly. Mcdonalds. Snot is green and keen and feen and seen and peen and heen and snake. Oh and dont forget those other pair of snots. There very blue and poo... P.s. someone stabbed me AND I have a cat. DNE EHT amy loves Curufinw�
Sun thingy
"Hey George! If that`s your REAl name." George yelled running over to George carrying a gun. By the way, his gun`s name was George.
"Don`t shoot!" George yelled crossing his eyes and putting his hands in his pant revealing hairy arm pits. Shmelly faggot.
"It`s a watergun you dumbass! And wouldnt you be use to guns by now? You are from Iraq right?" George laughed spraying George with the watergun which was filled with acid. Which is gay. I mean cool.
"NO! I am from here in George TOWN!" George said talking like a smart George. "And what the George are you doing with that gun like like like like totally like anyways?"
"My dog I mean sister`s having a slslslumber party with like four other boys. I mean girls. Me and some other Georges are going to soak them! Wanna join us?" He asked farting.
"Soaking girls? Thats what you call fun?" He asked pushing up his glasses. "I say we soak the boys! Grrrrrrr."
"Ok...... Are you gay?" He asked George
"Ask my mom."
"Are you in or out faggot?" George asked aiming the gun at him " If your not in then i`ll kick you."
"So I dont have a choice?"
"Nope dumbass." He said as the sun ran into the earth and BLEW it up. Everyone died. And then the gwaukimoly exploded. And the poo exploded. Wait the earth exploded first. P.S. And the the gwaukimoly exploded again. THE END
Project
*****I wrote this when I was 10 years old by the diddly way*****
The teacher told us to hand in our projects that we had a month to do, so I had to tell the teacher why I didnt do it.
When I told the teacher my goat ate it she said ''Do you live on a farm? I giggled ''Yes'' and walked away laughing my arm off, but that was a big mistake, the teacher told me to come back to her desk, and she asked ''What is your phone number?'' I told her a fake number, and she called. ''Hello? Is this Lez`s mom? NO I DONT WANT TO BUY DRUGS!!!'' She screamed then hung up. She then looked up at me and said ''You better have this project in by tomorow!''
Relieved I walked back to my desk. The next day, she called me up to her desk.
"Where is your report?" She asked impatiently. "My little sister and brother ate it for breakfast. I tried to stop them, but they were ripping it up to peices!" I giggled "I thought your goat ate it!" She yelled "That was my other report. I always make two copies!" I told her "Then why didnt you hand it in yesterday?" "My computer blew up! and I forgot it, My dog ate it, My goat ate it, My little sister ate it, My little sister lost it, My mom threw it in the garbage, My dad accidantatlly took it to work with him, My ant died, so I had no time to finish it!" I yelled to her thinking of as many excuses I could. "Oh and by the way, this is not school!" She laughed turning into batman, and flying away. THE END
through my heart.
But all of a sudden,
I heard me fart.
It was so loud,
Like litening in the sky.
The flash,
the boom,
and it could fry.
Like chicken wings,
that cannot fly.
I feel sad and then I die. I mean explode.
The end
and a ship is their home.
They steal and kill,
and the sea`s where they roam.
Some have no teeth,
and some have one leg.
Pirates just take,
There`s no need to beg.
I can fly but I fly into windows.
I like that word,
It reminds me of a couch.
I like to be free,
But I still wear hats.
Animals die all the time
except for cats.
I sneak around and hide behind the t.v.
and when you`re not looking,
I jump out and scream.
But you die of fright.
And explode.
it`s really cool.
It catches stuff,
and wipes up drool.
And when i`m tired it puts me to bed,
and when I dumb it hits my head. (ouch)
When I get hungry it makes me food,
when I want to write,
it does that too.
But when I want to run,
my hands don`t do that.
My legs are so fun,
now let`s talk about that.
poems are faster! I said in my greed.
Except the fact my poems are bad.
But I think they`re good!
It`s actually quite sad.
I lay there writing what comes to my head,
I sit there chanting the poems that I said.
I can`t take it now.
My poems are too bad!
For my name`s Michelle.
And now I am mad.
girl man named Michelle. She wouldnt leave Elyse eyelashes alone because she had already killed her own eye lashes. Amy got SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO angrey, she stabbed michelle with a pen. Michelle was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Nuts, she laughed and laughed. Then she exploded. The End
