Dear Poo,
I pooed on your doorstep! Sorry. My cheese is hungry! can I poo on you?You smell bad! do u eat cheese? REMEMBER! smell before you eat! but you still smelll like mommy! No Jackson! Why do u smell,it stinks? Stop smelling! WHY WHY WHY!! DONT SMELL! just remember run before you walk!get up before you fall!and u smelll............... BAD!!!!

Lisa

Dear _________,

One day my ___________ will screamand try to ________ you. Why does _________ ________?

We do not ________. So, When is your ________ going to ________? I`m a scared ______ when I look at this ________. Why? No body __________. Yup. So hows your _________? I wonder how many _____. I have __________. From _______.

Dear Cathy,
You are very red and, and smelly, the super star, Baker, even thinks you are red. So don`t even try smelling in the toilet. from Cathy.