The Hate List
I Hate...


- anything "cutting edge" - when people think I can't do something because I am a girl/pre-judgement - "Gap girls"
- burn-outs - black licorice and everything that tastes like black licorice (jellybeans, Sambuca) - pop-ups
- anything "strawberry" (ice cream, milkshakes, granola bars, etc.) except actual strawberries and strawberry Starburst - most vegetables - the general public
- nosy gossips - doing dishes - disorganization
- the trivia guy at the bar on Fridays - irresponsibilty - lack of respect for others
- false advertising - winter - summer
- spring - terrorists - girlie drinks (wine coolers, Zima, etc.)
- Stephanie McMahon - cheerleaders - public bathrooms
- Wendy's - Jerry Springer & his stupid trashy show - inconsiderate motorists
- when I get out of my car and the door zaps me - when a musical artist tries to make a comeback after more than 10 years - the Dell commercials
- socks - when I break a fingernail - when dogs beg for food they don't eat
- olives - superficiality - when people click their pens incessantly
- butchering of the English language (i.e. "ain't got no...", "we wuz goin to the mall", etc.) - 16- year-old sluts in Lebanon and Nassau
- crow's feet (wrinkles around the eye, not actual crow's feet)
- when I want something I can't have - Clairol Herbal Essences commercials - when I can't remember something I know is important or that I should remember
- bad teeth - those little reply postcards that are always falling out of magazines - being broke
- when I'm forced to get out of my nice warm bed because my bladder is about to burst - space fillers (i.e. "ah", "um", etc.) - slugs
- snakes - "lol" - the Scheiners
- when people don't sign my guestbook after they've said they will and I've told them to like 20 times! - when I clean something and the next day it needs cleaning again - Old Navy commericals
- heavy traffic - anything that tastes like grape (soda, gum, etc...except actual grapes)
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