The Oil Burning Pen

 
The Oil Burning Pen

 

Face it, things are always better when they are powered by something that burns and makes noise.  But the oil buring pen is far more that another way of putting more 
carbon dioxide into the air, it is a valuable convenience as well as a necessity for any collector of such luxuries.  Far more efficient than a fountain pen and one hundred times as durable this pen is garanteed to keep your ink running smoothly all the time. The current product can contains a tank that can hold up to 1.3 oz. of oil and .8 oz of ink.  The oil burning pen is easy to use too.  Just twist the top piece to open the valve, allow five minutes to heat, and you are ready to begin writing. 

Always use in a well ventilated area.  Do not tip upside down. 
Do not hold near face. 


 
 
 
 

 
 

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The Oil Burning Pen  is patented by Perplexing Productions
because we like wasting natural gas on stupid things

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