Trust us! This is safe enough to put in your mouth!
 

A superior utensil for new times.  The knoon contains all the advantages of a knife and a spoon into something you can hold in a single hand.  Why go through the trouble of having two utensils when you could have only one!  Excellent for picnics and other places where utensils must be transported.  It's razor sharp edge can cut through reinforced steel while the spoon can hold anything else. Perplexing productions is currently working on a newer version of the knoon; one which will have retractable serrations, but this technology is at least ten years away. 

We advise not to give to small children.