The Spontaneous Combustion Machine

 
The Spontaneous Combustion Machine

This device can make fire where there was none previously.  It does its job sporadically and unreliably.  Usually it can incinerate things within a half mile radius. This machine has a mysterious side effect of attracting small animals and rodentia.  It is wise to keep this machine in a very dry location, preferably around some sort of kindling.  If it comes into contact with water, get away as fast as you can, because the explosion will leave a 3 mile wide crater. 


 

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The Spontaneous Combustion Machine is patented by Perplexing Productions Inc. though we wish it wasn't

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