| Top Ten Signs You Are Actually a Bio-Electronic Navigator |
| 10. You refer to humans and other living creatures as Carbon-Based Life Forms or Larry 9. Your friends automatically cover their eyes and mouths when they see you coming, afraid you are going to stick your fingers in their eyes and mouths again 8. After you go swimming, you find that you need to oil your joints 7. You blame your bad memory on your actual lost mind 6. You find yourself frisking any new person you meet to see if they have your memory on them somewhere 5. You have wires sticking out of the back of your head 4. When you get lost, you look down at your chest, hoping your compass will pop out 3.You actually have a compass sticking out of your chest 2. When anyone says "Let's roll", you automatically drop to your knees And the Number 1 sign that you are actually a Bio-Electronic Navigator... 1. You seem to remember dancing with an android named Lupe |
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| "I've lost my mind... You haven't found it, have you?" |
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