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SILLYNESS!!! |
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bluecrayon216: justin was like "u know what...romeo and juliet is kinda like me and laura, except...she doesnt love me back, our families aren't feuding, and we aren't going to kill each other"
bluecrayon216: i was like "so...its really NOT like u and laura?" and he goes "...yea...basically" |
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bluecrayon216: I asked brian if he remembered laura devincent and he said "umm...no...should I?" and i said "o shes james whites girlfriend, she went to one of the meets a couple years ago. james told laura that you said she was hott." and brian said "o!!!! i dont really remember what she looks like...i just remember that we were all like "how the heck can james get a girl like THAT?!" |
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peacebug2000j: o come on! everytime u start talking in that soft seductive tone of voice i start 2 get lost in u! |
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| Dan: yea and if you do I will rip your ovaries out with a fork and serve it to you for breakfast...fried eggs! You won't have to worry about getting your period because you'll be having one for 3 months! |
JB8921: O MY BIG BROZ FRIEND THINKS UR HOT |
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skiermon12345: ill give u a nickle if u tickle my pickle |
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Kurt: It shouldn't be that hard, you have to get like, 10 out of 5... |
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Fallenangel14147: I just ran outside half naked...on a snowy trampoline! |
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sluggerduff888: actually I g2g!!! my brother is stuffing a waffle down my face and its getting kinda messy, not to mention gross!!!!...my brothers a weird kid!! but ttyl!! don't worry, he loves you! |
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| Jewlz2512: hey we've plotted murder...burning down a school is nothing! |
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blinkriffer: laura i love you so much that if my penis doesnt get any bitchin from u soon i think its gonna explode! |
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SmokeyMacPot267: omg my dad just did the smelliest fart ever... eww... |
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| Monkeyz Rule00: IT IS I! CAPTAIN VEGETABLE WITH MY CARROT AND CELERY! |
JeF9012: ya he's wicked nice
JeF9012: he gave me 50$ last night
JeF9012: i alrdy have 400$ lol
BabyBubbles347: wanna give me some? lol
JeF9012: if u come ova;-) lolololol jk
BabyBubbles347: hahaha I'M A PROSTITUTE! YAY! lol
JeF9012: HAHA
JeF9012: yes!! SCORE FOR JEFF |
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| Jamie: One day I was cooking muffins and I left them in too long and they caught on fire and one of the muffins said, "HELP HELP IM ON FIRE!" and another muffin said, "AHHH TALKING MUFFIN!" |
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James: What chant should we do?
Bekah: We should run around chanting "BONELESS!" |
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Laura: It feels good after you bitch!
Kurt: Yea, it feels good before you do it.
Laura: And actually before you do it!
Kurt: Yea, it feels good before you do it.
Laura: And of course it feels good WHEN you're doing it!
Kurt: Yea, especially when you cum.
Laura: YES IT DOES wait wha? |
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KOOLMAN614: I have to clean my ear please hold |
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Perkycurls8191: I keep typing with my boobs! |
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bluecrayon216: well ur about as funny as a door knob!
bluecrayon216: actually...doorknobs are kinda funny...
bluecrayon216: what kinda word is that anyways...door KNOB
bluecrayon216: WHAT THE FUCK IS A KNOB!!!
bluecrayon216: knob...who the hell came up with that? |
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Laura: wanna know the article I read today?
Laura: well I don't remember what it was called...
Laura: but it had to do with how we might lose bananas |
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HedgeHogAE: I can scan a pic of my dick and stick it on his face, that will give him a good HS nickname! |
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| BabyBubbles347: MS CONSTIPATED UGLY CHICA WHO HAS NO FRIENDS AND THINKS SHES MISS PERFECT BUT WHAT SHE REALLY NEEDS IS SOME PLASTIC SURGERY!!! |
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| CraZyKiTTenEyEs: we could *devious laugh* set up his house as a scary movie scene...like knock the power n the phone lines off..make scary noises all around...n set off lil obsticles for him to have fun with *devious laugh again* n once he pisses his pants we jab him with a knife 57 times! |
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BabyBubbles347: WHO WANTS A MAN WITH NO PENIS?!
ItalianChick7JM: NO1!
BabyBubbles347: THATS RIGHT GIRLS, AND GAY MEN!
BabyBubbles347: GUYS WITH NO DICKS ARE A WASTE OF TIME!
ItalianChick7JM: lol!
BabyBubbles347: STICK WITH THE ONES THAT HAVE SOMETHING TO PUT *IN YOU*
ItalianChick7JM: woah woah woah! |
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Geniegirl198: today i had to do the caesar quotes and one started off going o pardon me thou bleeding piece of earth and gw i sed!
Geniegirl198: O PARDON ME THOU BLEEDING PIECE OF MEAT!!!!!!!!!! |
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MoRe To CoMe SoOn! |
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